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Wren: Wait, people think I have a crush on Alice?
Uriah: Yeah?
Wren: What? She’s a seer. I mean, not that you can’t have a crush on a seer, but I mean, you know. Yuck. Well, not yuck. I think she’s pretty, but she’s not like pretty pretty. I mean she’s, I don’t know, that’s insane. Who’s saying that? Like who specifically is saying that?
Just found out my entire personality is a trauma response.
-Alice Leclair
Evelyn: Animals do not belong in this House, young lady!
Alice: Oh, don't be so dysfunctional, Evelyn.
*later*
Alice: Kelsie, I have another entry for the list of words that get a reaction!
Uriah: Alice, who is Harold?
Alice: He was a role model of mine growing up.
Uriah: *whispering to himself* Please let Harold be a person…
Alice: Harold was a cat.
Maddie: You’re gonna be the next seer!
Alice: Next seer? What happened to the old ones?
Maddie: Oh, those poor sons of… but that’s not important.
Alice: Aging sucks. How do you guys cope with mortality?
Uriah: Violent outbursts.
Wren: General sluttiness.
Max: Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!
Alice: Why don’t you date anyone?
Wren: My parents are strict. What about you?
Alice: Your parents are strict.
If I were off my rocker, would I take a weekly selfie with my cat?
- Alice Leclair
