Jan 18, 2025
Kelsie: Hey! Buried treasure!
Max: Whoa! Really? What’d you find?
Kelsie: A skeleton!
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Kelsie: Hey! Buried treasure!
Max: Whoa! Really? What’d you find?
Kelsie: A skeleton!
Alice: Aging sucks. How do you guys cope with mortality?
Uriah: Violent outbursts.
Wren: General sluttiness.
Max: Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!
Max: Before you say no…
Uriah: No.
Max: But I haven’t even told you yet.
Uriah: I’m sticking with no.
Alice: We can’t tell anyone what we found out.
Wren: I just told Uriah.
Uriah: I only told Max.
Max: And I told Kelsie.
Kelsie: I told many, many people.
Uriah: This is a terrible idea!
Max: You think all my ideas are terrible.
Uriah: That’s true.
It was kind of you to kidnap me.
- Bella Dimarco, to Kelsie, Uriah and Max
Kelsie: *on the phone with Uriah* Oh good, Max found the chainsaw.
Uriah: What???!!!
Max: *laughing maniacally*
Wren: What happened to your face?
Max: Fencing injury.
Alice: You don't know how to fe-
Max: I was jumping a fence.