Alien!Noah Headcanons
Alien! Noah: He landed on Earth due to an accident with his spaceship. His shipmates were unharmed, but he was ejected from the ship and stranded in a nearby lake where you passed daily on your way to work. You were returning at night and saw the body of a man floating on the shore and helped him.
Alien! Noah: He's permanently indebted to you because you saved him from drowning. He explained that on his planet, someone helping you in a very dangerous situation meant that you mattered a lot to someone, and normally the debt was paid in two ways: intelligence or marriage. He almost kissed you because you joked about the second option.
Alien! Noah: The one who learned your Earth language through mouth-to-mouth contact, a kiss that came without any warning. Feeling the words flow in his mind, he told you that this was the easiest way, and apologized for not warning you.
Alien! Noah: You educated him about the issue of consent, that kissing someone without asking was wrong, as well as touching or catcalling someone on the street.
Alien! Noah: The one who used your laptop to research human customs, and when he no longer used it to read all the books on your shelf, your curiosity got the better of you and you looked at his history: "How to be a decent man," "Tips for being a good partner," "History of the Earth," "How to speak fluently," among other similar things.
Alien! Noah: His scent adapts to the situation. If you're relaxed and lying with him on the couch, his body gives off a scent that to the human nose might be something like citrus. If there's a stressful or tense moment, his glands release an unpleasant smell similar to stagnant water.
Alien! Noah: The one who, after a year of living with you, has already memorized every aspect of you: your gestures, favorite foods, the way you walk, the way you like to drink coffee, your favorite bands, etc. He knows when you're in a good mood and when you're not, even if you don't tell him.
Alien! Noah: The one who read books on eroticism, sex education, and documentaries about sexuality, learned your entire cycle: menstrual, ovulatory, luteal, etc.
Alien! Noah (+18): Your first sexual encounter was completely planned from scratch by him. Dinner, a long kissing session leading to intimacy. His penis was very different from that of human men; its curve caused intense tingling sensations. It was almost like a tentacle. His long tongue reached your throat while he kissed you. His strength was superhuman, and he could lift you off the floor without any problem. He was the first "man" to have pleased you as you had always dreamed.
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