Jul 28
Hey you guys know aliens are real, right?
I met one, his name was 'Steven Victoria Garibear'. And boy, was he a character! I mean, he wasn't even a boy at all (I'm not a boy at all either if you've heard the rumors, they're true!) he's what they call T R A N S G E N D E R and he wasn't a he at all he was a SHE! And SHE/HE, because they had a PENIS! And TITTIES! She was wonderful, really crazy gal. Totally hate her guts, and if she ever comes around Earth again I'm going to eviscerate her God-damn fucking soul and throw it so far down a black hole that GOD COULDN'T RETRIEVE HIM/HER/OTHERWISE FROM IT!@!!!!