#alienvpredator

[mummagorgon]

Yautja vs Kitty (Part 1)

Imagine being part of a team working with a Yautja clan. The humans have their own rooms and you decided to being your male cat Toby onboard.

Imagine how confused the elder Yautja is by your felines public displays of purring and nuzzling. What a strange mate choice?

Imagine Toby plodding up to you with a large dead *creature* in its mouth. He is so proud of himself so much better than birds! You giggle and pick up the dead creature and day thank you to your cat as he meows proudly and nuzzles.

Imagine the Elder Yautja being outraged by this small creature trying to gain your affections when there are so many more suitable mates. *Cough* Him*Cough*

He must win your affections. He is the superior hunter, so expect larger prey carcasses brought to your door. The Elder puffing his chest proudly as you *admire* his prey.

This goes on for a while. The Elder not understanding why the feline continues to have your affections.

One evening the Elder comes to your door with his largest hunt yet. The skull of a Xeno queen, which caused a whelp to escape your lips as you opened the door to this new gift.

Eyeing the skull which is being presented to you proudly by the Elder. You half smile and take the skull to examine it. It is beautiful up close, so unique.

Elder clicks and puffs out proudly as he watched you examine the skull.

"Thank you...." You exhale not quite sure what this situation is. Whatever is going on you KNOW the elder is proud of himself.

Totally oblivious and living his best cat life, Toby plods out from your bedroom and nuzzles around your ankles.

The Elder Yautja is furious as he can not understand why this creature is allowed in your sleeping quarters!

Fast forward to a full hissing standoff between the galaxies most dangerous hunter and a small house cat.

"w-what is happening?"

[mummagorgon]

Imagine introducing your identical twin to your Yautja mate. G/N.

This is by request!

@danalia18 🖤🖤🖤

Yautja with a s/o who is a twin or triplet and s/o tries to introduce them to each other

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You were really nervous to introduce your identical twin to your mate. I mean, you loved your sibling and your mate to bits but you were worried that if your mate found out you had someone who looked exactly like you they would be too overwhelmed.

You chucked lightly to yourself as you drove your twin and yourself back to your house. You knew your mate was at yours, you had warned your sibling that your 'partner' was a little different and they were somewhat sceptical, they said they were happy as long as you were happy.

You had told your mate that you had an identical twin, they did not seem at all bothered by that information. You thought that maybe they didn't understand what you meant. Did Yautja have twins?

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The introduction between the two went well. Your sibling was a "little" taken aback by your mate.

Scratch that they were scared shitless, grabbing onto your arm for some kind of stability.

You looked to your mate who tilted their head, looked at you and then to your twin and then back to you. They could see a similarity but the scent was totally different. To humans you may have been identical but to the Yautja you were miles apart.

You smiled awkwardly.

Your mate could see youfelt awkward, they were still not 100% knowledgeable about human etiquette, so they took the lead. Puffing out their chest and letting out a low belly roar, this was a customary welcome - you knew that.

Your sibling didn't.

Letting out a shriek they hid behind you, using your body as a shield. You smiled with a half shrug to you mate who tilted their head and clicked gently stepping back.

Clicking as they made their way across the room over to the back door, your mate stepped out for a moment.

Letting out a sad sigh, you turned to your sibling and scolded them quietly, you knew your mate was trying their best.

"what the hell S/N?!"

You sighed as your sibling grabbed their bag and rushed into the spare bedroom. Leaving you standing in your hallway, taking in the happy familial atmosphere.

A few hours went past, your sibling had finally made it out of their room and was relaxing with you on the sofa, when you heard the front door open and the heavy footsteps of your mate dragging something into the house.

Oh no...

Please no....

Your eyes widened as you jumped up from the sofa.

You knew that your mate wanted to show they could provide, maybe your sibling would accept them as your mate if they showed their skills in finding food.

No no...hunting food.

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As you stood at the end of your hallway you let out a loud howl of laughter. Your mate was stood at the doorway clicking proudly as they dragged in an extremely large buck.

"Y/N....WTF is that?!" Your sibling shouted from the other room.

"Dinner?" You laughed as you walked over and nuzzled your mate.

They were trying.

[mummagorgon]

Yautja reacting to death metal.

Music was never something that had much importance to the Yautja culture. The only thing they would describe as melodic would be the war chants and stories they would tell their pups. The stories of honorable kills, bloody battles and that was about it. There was no need for music. Entertainment was not the same for the Yauja as it is for humans. 

However, when your Yautja lover comes to visit you and hears you growling and screaming along to - what seemed to be a melodic death chant - he was perplexed....and aroused.

His S/O was stood in the kitchen, finishing off some dishes as she growled and screamed along with the thrashing music. The music was not unpleasant to the Yautja however, the significance of such a thing perplexed him.

Why would you be doing a war cry whilst you are clearly not engaging in battle? 

Was it some form of intimidation to other humans around you?

Over the sounds of your music you did not notice your large extraterrestrial mate appear in your kitchen, as you continued singing along you turned to notice the hulking figure, letting out a surprised squeak as you slipped on some spilled dishwater and promptly landed on your butt.

“You scared me!” You huffed clutching your chest. Now sat looking up at the large male, who was clicking as he chuckled at your latest display.

“You...battle....cry?” Your Yautja motioned gruffly as he motioned to your phone which was still playing your music.

“Death metal?” You ask, slowly picking yourself off the floor as the alien looked over your primitive device. Changing the song by pressing one of the keys.

“Oh I love this one!” You exclaim as you burst into deep growls and rumbles, which were anything but intimidating to your Yautja mate. He thought you was the most adorable, small creature he has ever seen.

“Join in?” You laugh as the alien tilted his head awkwardly before puffing out and letting out a bloodcurdling roar, which rattled the walls and pots in your kitchen.

“Yeah, that is it!”

The two of you continued your ‘mating dance’ for a little while longer. Needless to say, the neighbors were NOT pleased, but at least you had a hobby you and your mate could share?

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