I call this beautiful piece “Hey we’ve got an older man ordering a laptop over the phone, do we have any returns we can sell to him so I don’t have to verbally walk him through the process of choosing the hardware for the next half hour?”
Not shown: People Playground crashing, Firefox taking twice as long to load, Dead By Daylight stuttering and lagging so bad I had to quit a match, sea of thieves rubberbanding with all graphics settings set to the lowest possible quality, rejecting the laptop charger for “not providing enough power”, the 15% chance of the display not turning on with the rest of the laptop upon being powered on, sporadic frame rate drops on all games, and last but certainly not least, the laptop overheating bc it went into sleep mode instead of turning off despite me very specifically clicking the shut down button bc it wanted to update the whole system its second day of usage Which interrupted the teacher in class because the fans went full power for the whole thing.