#all ro does is bits bits bits.

[grif-versus-grif]

Mid way through the Meta fight

Tucker : So are you and Maine exes or? Fuck buddies?

Washington pauses to stare at him.

Caboose : I think they were caught in a toxic will they wont they where neither of hem wanted to confess and when Washington gathered up his courage to, Maine lost interest.

Washington : .... that's pretty close to the truth.

Epsilon stares at Caboose.

Caboose: I think Maine might be willing to hear you out now. You should try it.

Washington : ... You don't know anything...

Epsilon: Caboose, What was that? He's going to get beaten up.

Caboose: ... Yeah, but it would be really funny.

Epsilon: ... You know too much to just be guessing.

Caboose tenses up.

Tucker: You're being paranoid, Dude.

Sarge : Shotgun damn it.

Caboose: What's Sarge doing? ( he runs off. )

The ai inner theater

Bee : Yeah , Maine and Wash were so pathetic and sad to watch. Neither of them would confess. Florida and Wyoming kept trying to push them to but nothing worked.

Cb Delta: Wow. That's so sad. So utterly preventable.

Kyle : Imagine being caught in an endless loop of obvious feelings but neither side want to admit that they are madly in love with each other. ( as he talks, he slowly turns to Idealized Caboose and stares at them . )

Caboose, inside their head : ... Are you trying to say I'm in that situation with Tucker?

Beta : I thought that was Tucker and Church.

Kyle: Yeah but.. Church aint here right now.

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Washington: why does Epsilon call you baby girl?

Caboose pauses and squints at him.

Caboose: How about we play the quiet game now?

Washington: ... You're right. Sorry, I asked.

Caboose: I'll forgive you.

Washing smiles.

Caboose: But he won't

Wash looks confused, Caboose looks behind Wash at Epsilon who is slowly raising a gun towards Washington.

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Felix and Lolo in the Into the Chorus fight.

Felix: I thought we had a connection....

Lolo : You thought that but I was pretending.

Felix : ( voice turns shrill ).Fuck you.

Lolo opens his mouth to speak but Caboose chimes in.

Caboose: Um. Excuse me, but could you two please switch over to a private channel. Thank you so much.

Felix : No way , Sugarplum. You're going to hear all the raw sexual bullshit today.

Caboose: Wow. You are deeply unpleasant. I see why all your friends leave you.

Lolo : Damn , Yeong Su. That's...harsh.

Grif : Don't worry, Felix. I'll bring some burn cream over to you. Special delivery.

Felix: Grr. Just for that you two are fucking dead.

Lolo : Wait... what.

Grif: Uhn. Sorry, you've reached a number that has been disconnected... please hang up and try again.

Caboose: Aw. Don't worry, Mr. PHONEIX. I'm sure soneday you'll find someone who likes you despite how horrible your personality is.

Tucker : Mikey, Stop. He's already mad.

Caboose: But I think of he had someone who was willing to listen he would be less mad.

Felix: Ok. You're first on the list, Train boy.

Caboose: Well....now you're being unreasonable...

Felix : I never liked you...nobody does. You're annoying.

Caboose: That's fair.

Tucker : The fuck it is. Dude, I'm going to kill you for that.

Grif : Not if I get him first.

Simmons: I'm killing him.

Lolo : Back off I called dibs.

Felix: Wow. Ok. I found the blorbo of the group.

Lolo : You are so cringe

Felix : He's going to cringe when I-

He's cut off because Caboose shoots him.

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Simmons: Sorry , Sarge but I'm defecting.

Sarge : ... What?

Grif : Dude, Are you going because the blues have stickers

Simmons: ... No...

Donut : Well, I guess you'll miss out on my special stickers. They're covered in glitter.

Simmons: ... Tell me more.

Grif : What, Donut? You had stickers this whole time?

Donut : Yeah. They're shaped like a flower or a star and they're body safe and some if them have little tassels that sp-

Simmons: I don't think these are the stickers I want.

Sarge : ( laughs ) if you wanted stickers I have a whole bunch of sparkly Unicorn and dolphin stickers.

Grif and Simmons stare at him.

Sarge : ... I felt embarrassed to admit that I had them.

Simmons: I like those things too, Sir.

Grif : the Kissass returns.

Donut: Don't worry ,Sarge. We'll unlearn toxic masculine ideals together.

( donut was talking about pasties. )

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Sarge ( trying to talk to Meta!Tucker ) : Listen, son. We all get angry but this just plum isn't the way to deal with it And-

Sarge gets stabbed by the sword.

Caboose, who was waiting for his turn , Gasps: Daddy nooo!

Sarge : I...told you not to ....( passes out )

Meta!Tucker ( Tucker breaks free for a minute ) : Boose ,what the hell? He's not Flowers...

Caboose: I already have a Daddy and that's Wash.

Wash ( Is currently being crushed under MetaTuckers foot).: Quit... Saying that.

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Inner Caboose theater. How decisions are made.

BETA : look what i can do. ( Stands on his head and spins around. )

Cb Delta : Well, I do not see what that has to do with anything we were discussing...

Caboose: No. He is right.

Beta (does a jackhammer hand movement. ): Sick.

Cb Delta looks at Yellow Church. He shrugs at it.

[rolliesmuses]

" I didn't get anything for the winter holiday from them this year...I'm sure they just forgot. Maybe Church got mad because I ate that candy rock too fast? "

Simmons found Caboose sulking in his depression ( Hole ) again and spoke up.

" Smoal is not candy, Caboose. It's junk. And it's super bad for the environment. Actually, it is banned in- "

"And there Simmons goes ranting about things that no one cares about. Did Tucker forget, too? "

" Yes, but Tucker is very stupid, so I'll forgive him."

"Only Tucker is stupid? " Simmons yelps when Grif gently pushes him on the robotic side.

" You're right. Church is kinda stupid too. It's hard to be the smart one. " Simmons looks at Grif and whines.

" And that's our sign to get the heck out of here. Bye Caboose. See you are Wine and Cheese hour."

" Bring the karaoke machine!"

" Wow. Those two don't listen very well. I guess I must be the smartest one here. "