The fact that Alastor is the only one picked on for not "getting with the times."
Cuz, like, he's not the only Overlord who's sitting comfortably in their old-timey aesthetic. There are two more old fuckers on the council who embrace it openly.
Firstly (and most obviously), Zestial
Who's the oldest Overlord (and possibly the oldest sinner) in Pentagram City. Nobodies giving this guy shit for his old-timey way of speaking (possibly because they're too afraid to, and he's also retired so I doubt he's super involved in the city outside of the council meetings and his own territory, but I disgress).
And secondly, we have Rosie
Not only is her fashion style pure Edwardian (an era that lasted between 1901-1910), but she modeled her entire town after it too.
And I 1000% believe she's the reason that all of the town residents follow this dress code. There's no way they all went into Cannibal Town already dressed like this. She has a theme and she is making sure everyone is sticking to it.
Her entire district is modeled after the 1901-1910 Edwardian Era and no one bats an eye.
And then here we have Alastor
Who talks with a filter and dresses & talks like a 1930's radio host.
He doesn't even have an established territory for all we know. He does his broadcasts, hangs out in his radio tower, and swindles people out of their souls. He's not pushing his style onto anyone, he's just chilling.
And I find it so funny that he's the only one that gets shit for it 😂
The only one who called them all out as old fucks is Velvette
And I respect her so much for that 🤣 they're all old timey pricks in her eyes.
Just a funny thought that came to me while researching Rosie's fashion style and Cannibal Town's architecture. RIP Alastor for being the only old-timey Overlord getting bullied for his aesthetic.
Granted, Vox is doing most of the bullying, which is okay because Alastor bullies him right back.
Post-Episode: s01e02 Radio Killed the Video Star (Hazbin Hotel), Hate Sex, Rough Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Riding, Double Penetration, Vox Has Two Penises (Hazbin Hotel), Multiple Orgasms, Alastor Has a Vagina (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor Can't Control Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel), Inappropriate Use of Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel), Bottom Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor's Shadow is a Little Shit (Hazbin Hotel), Vox is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel), Vox is Down Bad for Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), and he hates it, Vox is in Hell for a Reason (Hazbin Hotel), Top Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Vox Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel), But also, Soft Vox (Hazbin Hotel), you'll see - Freeform, Vox is a Mess (Hazbin Hotel), Sex-Neutral Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Marathon Sex, Mildly Dubious Consent, but not in the way you may think, Alastor and Vox Have a History (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor and Vox Have a Complicated Relationship (Hazbin Hotel), Shameless Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Choking
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Following Alastor and Vox's on-air, city-wide song battle, Alastor is in high spirits and feeling a little frisky tonight. He sends his shadow to Vee Tower for a little fun.
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Alastor’s heart leaps into his throat as Lucifer directs his attention out the window. Charlie and Vaggie were in the gardens, toting a rolled up blanket and large picnic basket under their arms. They’re laughing and bumping into each other, the picture of what a healthy, stable couple should be.
It’s the Lucifer close behind them that makes the hair on the back of Alastor’s neck rise. He glances quickly to the side, at the Lucifer standing next to him, hands clasped over his apple cane and his eyes lidded. Relaxed, despite his amused smile as he stared out into the garden as well.
The clone outside is a perfect copy. The way he moves, quick and energetic, laughing at something Charlie says and then holding out his hands, as if to take the basket. She laughs back and keeps it out of his reach. It’s movements are so fluid and smooth, its behavior so natural, that Alastor wouldn’t have assumed it was a clone at all.
“Impressive, isn’t,” Lucifer says.
Alastor doesn’t respond.
“And you know what the best part is?”
He still doesn’t respond but goosebumps rise on his skin when he feels Lucifer’s attention turn on him more than he actually sees it. His voice feels the slightest bit closer. Quieter, as if not wanting the shadows in the empty room to overhears. A secret only for them.
“It gives me the perfect alibi.”
A cold chill shot up Alastor’s spine and this time he turns his head to look at him. “And what do you intend on doing?”
Lucifer’s lips quirk higher, ever so slightly. “Well, that’s up to you, isn’t it?”
A moment of silence stretches between them and when Alastor can’t take the cool intensity in Lucifer’s eyes, he looks back out the window and nods at the group. “Won’t Charlie be able to tell the difference between her dad and a clone?”
Lucifer’s smile opens into a display of teeth, and despite him staying where he’s at, it feels as though they’re hovering over the back of Alastor’s neck, not waiting for a moment to sink into his flesh, but biding its time. His next words makes Alastor heart slam into his ribcage.
“Who says she’s with a clone?”
His eyes snap to the Lucifer beside him, then to the one outside. He studies the man tucking a flower in Charlie’s braid, the look of deep fondness in his eyes that could only be found in a parent looking at their child. Alastor searches for a hitch in its performance. A crinkle in his bow to indicate he was focusing on using his magic. A slip-up in his movements due to the split in his psyche.
He looks at the Lucifer next to him, who’d gone back to watching the group outside, and looks for the same tells, but his face is smooth and his posture relaxed. A stark difference from the bubbling entity that had finally weaseled the picnic basket out of Charlie’s hands so she and Vaggie could pull ahead.
“It’s uncanny,” Lucifer says, voicing Alastor’s thoughts. “There’s no way to tell. But it does beg the question…”
Suddenly, the Lucifer outside turns and looks up at the house, meeting Alastor’s eyes through the fifth floor window, and though Alastor can’t hear him, he reads his lips easily.
“Which one of us is the real one?”
Alastor’s entire body goes cold. The Lucifer outside chuckles at the same time the one beside him does, and the dichotomy between seeing it through a window and hearing it right next to him puts his mind in such a state of dissonance it feels as though his psyche is split.
The fur on his arms stand on end and he whirls around, stumbling away from Lucifer, but the room is empty. There’s no scuff on the floor from Lucifer’s shoes, or imprint in the plush carpet from his cane. Even the weight of his presence had vanished, and suddenly Alastor wondered if he’d felt it at all.
Swallowing hard, he clutched the window sill, and found the Lucifer outside strolling languidly through the flower bushes and cobblestone walkway, slowly disappearing deeper into the gardens. He doesn’t look up at Alastor. Doesn’t so much as tilt his head to the side to glance at him.
He just follows his daughter without a hitch in his step or sweat on his brow. Unchanged.
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Another Dark Lucifer tidbit. I just think the ability to clone yourself has a lot of potential for scary psychotropic shit.
The Cannibal Cook-Out is here and it's Lucifer and Alastor's official debut as a couple! They're totally ready for this and not at all, in the least bit, unconfident that this will turn out well.
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Lucifer learns a lot of surprising new things, Rosie continues to be everyone's therapist, Alastor is trying very hard to keep his injury a secret, and Susan leaves no survivors.
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