#seriously tho

[contradictory-label-culture-is]

hi guys i’m the coiner of a term called loybian and i saw a twitter post that got 50k likes making fun of it. ima kms bro

Don't bro you gotta out queer them and live out of spite

[knauu]

my monstera is growing a root out of the pot

you can't find any water there I'm sorry

[railwynn]

If I had a nickel for every time someone drew a little D&D raccoon dude in a bafflingly attractive way recently, I'd have two nickels. what's up with that.

(you and burd_bones' way of animating the DM for 'world of io')

Raccoons just have it man, and foxes.

[chaeyology]

im so glad i wasnt born male because ik very well that im going to have a boner every single day ☹️

[apomaro-mellow]

Okay rejoice because I fixed my smoke alarm and send well wishes so that I can cancel the service request both the app and the website to do so are on the fritz

[itsflambaebitch]

Would you want to have babies with Robert?

I try to get him pregnant every day. It still hasn’t worked but I’ll keep trying. I’m sure we’ll get it eventually… or not.

We can always adopt if it doesn’t work❤️‍🔥🔥❤️‍🔥

[formerlympp]

why work when I can spend my morning quietly crying at my desk while rereading in retrograde

[sinknapkin]

Writing this fic is making me very glad none of my characters can come to life and strangle me