#allen.asks

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for the honesty hour asks, i’m gonna go with send something funny and headcanons for any hazbin ship lmao i’m up late and it’s a routine where i’m super hyper😂

Presenting... My sleep deprived self!

Lmfao, anyways, at first I thought I should just comvbine those two you know. Funny headcanons. But I couldn't think of any funny headcanons rn so I decided to just share one of my funny experiences lol

The experience is at the bottom in the cut!

P.S it's currently 6 am as I am writing this and I haven't slept yet so if some of then doesn't make any sense, I blame insomnia

Radiodust Headcanons

💋 The first time Angel found out about how Alastor sleeps (eyes open and standing up in the dark), he got a mini heart attack and screamed bloody murder. Ever since then, Angel insists that Alastor lays down with him and most of the time, Angel is the big spoon because Alastor still sleeps with his eyes open and the glow of his eyes is too bright to sleep facing him.

🎙 Alastor started seeing Angel as a potential friend when he once found him stuck on a fence (Idk what it is with deers and fences), helped him, and didn't tell anyone about it. He got teased by the spider a lot tho.

💋 Angel can't dance. He can do freelance and slow dances just fine but dances like Swing? He's a lost cause. He tried to dance Swing with Alastor once and it just ended up with their legs tangled and falling hard on the floor with Alastor's shadow just laughing hysterically at them.

I do also headcanon that Angel can dance really well and that he will probably surprise Alastor by showing him that he can dance Swing smoothly

🎙 Angel and Alastor love to do their own little musical numbers on the hotel rooftop where no one can interrupt them and have their own cheesy intimate moments where they can just dance, sing, and whisper loving messages to each other. At one point, Angel managed to convinced Alastor to sing, dance, and act out the whole "Can I Have This Dance?" scene from High School Musical 3 where he is Gabriella and Alastor is Troy.

💋 Speaking of dancing, the crew found out that they were together because they caught the two slow dancing in the ballroom and just generally being happy and sappy together

🎙I closetedly headcanon Alastor as Peryton so on special occasions or on days where they just really need to be away from everyone and just be in the wind, Alastor will manifest his wings, carry Angel, and fly around for a bit.

💋 They don't notice it but there are times when Angel and Alastor acts all parent-like with Charlie, especially when she's upset. Alastor will try to cheer her up by making goofy dad-jokes and exaggerating stories while Angel will probably either cook her favorite food or make hot chocolates. Vaggie definitely sees all of this.

🎙 After they got very comfortable in their dating status, Angel will be the 2nd person to be allowed to touch Alastor without permission. Niffty is first.

💋 Moving out? Alastor definitely manifested a Bayou in Hell and his very own cabin house in it, that's where they'll live. It's a win-win as Alastor will be in his territory where he is strongest and Angel will be away from the catcalls and people who only wants him or sees him as a sex object. Just him, Alastor, and Fat Nuggets at peace in a Cabin House in their own Bayou

🎙In any case that Alastor's mother is in Hell as well, she will definitely approve of Angel. Maybe not at first due to his background but as time goes on, she'll see how much the spider demon makes her little faon happy and eventually, she'll approve of him. Anything to keep her son happy.

Alright! Time for Allen storytime 😂

So I discovered Hazbin Hotel through a friend back in 2019 and I was in 12th grade by then! And instantly, INSTANTLY, my heart was like welp, you're simping for a serial killer overlord deer demon now, good luck! 😂

And me, itching to write, started to write little fics about Alastor already. I begun to learn these little phrases and slang from the 1920s to help me and most of them are now stuck in my head.

Why do I tell you all those? Well, here's the reason!

There was this one time when I stayed up late due to me being hyperfixated with watching and listening to as much Roaring Twenties connected videos on Youtube for as much as I could. The next morning, I fell asleep in the middle of my Religious Classes. My substitute teacher noticed and whacked me on the head with a rolled up booklet. Me, still sleepy, didn't realize it was the teacher and just blurted "Look, I'm already so behind the eight ball right now and in desperate need of some sleep so PLEASE, get out of my face before I take my imaginary bean-shooter and just bop ya right now, ya broad"

Then I fell back asleep 😂 they didn't wake me up when the bell rang so I missed lunch. I, of course, tried to apologies but the teacher forgave me. She said she actually understood the slangs and then we just spent my study hour discussing 1920s slangs.

i know it's not really that funny but I do find it funny because according to my classmates, they have never seen a sub teacher look so confused yet so impressive with someone.

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about the artist ask thing!!! 1!

1. Do you prefer traditional drawing, or digital?

I like both methods. In most of my art, I usually draw traditionally first then use that drawing as a reference for when I draw digitally. Most of the time, I just trace my own traditional art since I do tend to draw more acceptable in traditional ( A sketchpad is more spacious than a cellphone after all).

Overall, I equally love to draw both in traditional and digital.

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I Had A Great Day As Well, Pack Leader, Especially Now That I'm Talking To You 👉👈

Which Pastry Do You Think I Should Give A Try Baking?

Banana Bread Or Blueberry Muffins?

❤, Klein

I am glad that you did and the same goes for you, little one. It never fails to bring a smile to my face when I see your name at the end of each message.

Banana Bread is personally my favorite so perhaps that? I do suggest asking who will be able to eat and enjoy with you though.

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a few hours is still too long, pack leader!

do you like to read physical books, allen?

- 🤸‍♀ Anon -

Yes, I do, actually. I have quite a collection here in my personal Den. Personally, I prefer old books such as "The Diary of A Young Girl" and the like.

While I prefer those, I do have a couple of Horror books, teen romances, young adult books, local published Wattad Books, and a couple of Mangas.

I don't entirely just focus on one genre whenever I scout for books but I must say that my favorite genres are Horror and Non-Fiction books.

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aw thats sad i love coffee

I also aced my quiz and mock test today, Pack Leader! ~Yaxley

You're quite the smart one, aren't you? Admirable trait. Keep it up, dear Yaxley, and Pack Leader will be so proud of you.

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pack leader, I missed talking to you!

- 🤸‍♀ Anon -

We only stopped talking for a few hours, silly Anon. Nevertheless, I missed talking to you as well.

How was your day?

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I know your mate is a she would you mind having another she? 👉👈 ~Yaxley

Not at all. I'm not all too picky with people's genders, that's not my business. As long as you're faithful and will not break my trust, your gender (or perhaps, lack thereof) holds little importance to me.

I'm Non-Binary myself.

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I've Seen Others Who Talk Like You, Pack Leader, But You're Still The Best 😳

I Hope You Had A Great Day

❤, Klein

You flatter me, little one. But thank you.

Ignoring the minor inconveniences this afternoon, I did, indeed, have a great day. I hope you did so as well.