#allgxne

[mcrtimersmith]

@allgxne

He’s heard from Merty about this particular Morty. Not just that he was an assassin’s assistant, but the fact he figured out there were TWO PRESIDENTS. Which could be a problem considering all things, but Mortimer wanted to make SURE that he would be capable of KEEPING this secret.

And before you ask, no. Mortimer isn’t going to THREATEN him.

Yet.

When the Morty walks into his office, Mortimer is sitting at the head of the table, a very spiky and....getting progressively LARGE alien Hyena resting beside him; here large head rests comfortably on top of his lap. Only when the door opens does her ears perk in its direction, immediately focused and ready to WATCH. Her DUTY was to keep BOTH presidents safe...seeing Sylvie hung out at the Citadel even when MERTY was in charge for the day. Mortimer lets her leave, watching her as she stalks around the length of the table.

She had to be about the size of a DONKEY right now. 

“Welcome, welcome.” Mortimer greets the Morty, a monotone edge tingling at the corners of his tone. “You’re the assassin Morty right? At least the assistant to a Rick assassin...”

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If it hadn’t been for the deliberate combat-ready stance that he’d had his grandson assume, his own posture wouldn’t have possibly given away this session’s intentions. Rick stood there, arms crossed loose over the front of his chest as he eyed Morty’s figure, considering his balance through the placement of his feet and the angle of his elbows. By no means did he appear like he was preparing to be punched by his own kin. 

A short-tempered scoff came out of him as he clued into the teenager’s hesitance. A sign of weakness, of course, but he honestly hadn’t expected much better. This would be their first round of any physical force between them, after all. It was only natural that Morty needed some encouragement. 

“ W-Where the hell do I start? ” Rick rolled his eyes. he lifted one lanky hand to massage his temple, looking annoyed with the delay. “I mean-- Jesus Christ. Of every M-Morty that I’ve known who can do a few stupid reflexes, they just had to give-- had to pair me up with the one who can’t even throw a punch... You- you need me to make you angry? What kinda Rick did you even have before-- some piss poor one that couldn’t e-even make you jump at the chance to deck one in the face? Maybe just too drunk off his ass to even make you into a real-- a proper Morty.”

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★ - allgxne

I like you / I hate you / I dislike you/ I love you / You are family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say something cruel to you accidentally  / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me/ You amuse me / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / You inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person /I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure what kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you /I would hurt other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you /I’d let you hug me / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what I’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt me more than anyone else /

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l-listen... i'm gonna get tough, okay? i'm gonna get hard. believe me. -allgxne

“W--   Wh-....” 

Alright.... he wasn’t immediately entirely sure that he’d heard Morty correctly, or wondered if he understood him wrong... but rationally, that just doesn’t happen. Rick stood there, staring Morty down as he lifted a can of soda to his lips. Eyes narrowed at his grandson judgmentally, he didn’t bother responding until he’d taken a nice, refreshing drink.

“...Oh, I-I believe you, Morty. All you have to do is pass, uhh J-Jessica in the hallway at school, right?”