#allieofrph

[lavenderblazed]

8, 15, 22, 26, 39 i have no idea what questions i picked but have fun

8:     Want any tattoos?

yea!! i already have one lmao but i have 2 that i have on the back burner but i dont know if i’ll get them for a long time bc i want them like in v visible places and as an actor thats not always the best idea so i think i’d only get them like if i got successful enough to know that i could get them and casting directors would be like oh yeah we’ll just cover it up rather than it being like nah we’d rather have the one who doesn’t have the tattoo and then i miss an opportunity bc i wanted some fuckin art on my arms

15:     Favorite movie

i always say the breakfast club and idk if that’s even 100% true but i’ve seen it more than i’ve ever seen anything else so

22:     What I want to be when I get older

not broke and not sad

26:     My biggest pet peeves

they all really boil down to like...situations where people are inconsiderate i guess lmao like talking in libraries or like during movies like just not giving a shit ab other people

39:     My favorite ice cream flavor

i honestly love a good vanilla...ik.....fight me. also chocolate chip cookie dough.

[gomezisabellas]

happy birthday!!!!!! hope it was a great one!

aaah!!! thank you so much!!! it was!!!!

[lavenderblazed]

erica.. will u do me the HONOR and be my tumblr prom date ? xD

allie will u do me the honor of DELETING!!!! YA BLOG!!!!!!

[swlmdeep-blog]

hi im addy hood n also olivia holt , SQAURE THE FUCK U P!!! i wanna Fight allie lal the time im gonna murder her (so if i die yall kno who did it thanks) . I LOVE CALUM!!! HSOVE HIM UP MY ASS! [insert pepe w a gun here] ok im done i only did this for janet my second momther have fun at college janet :)

UMMMMM 1/10 I’M ONLY EVEN POSTING THIS SO MY MOM CAN GO TO COLLEGE DELETE YOUR BLOG

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[MSG:] Would sucking your own dick feel like sucking a dick or having your dick sucked? // [MSG:] In case you’re wondering what I’m doing, I’ll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly. // [MSG:] I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can’t tell. Best party ever. // BESLEY

[MSG:] Would sucking your own dick feel like sucking a dick or having your dick sucked?

[ msg; beckham ] idk try[ msg; beckham ] if it feels like the latter and you can start doing it yourself then that’ll save me a lot of time and dignity  

[MSG:] In case you’re wondering what I’m doing, I’ll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.

[ msg; beckham ] definitely wasn’t but thanks for the update that i didn’t ask for[ msg; beckham ] fuck off 

[MSG:] I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can’t tell. Best party ever.

[ msg; beckham ] did you really get a concussion or are you fucking with me? are you okay? [ msg; beckham ] beck you can’t go to sleep[ msg; beckham ] do you need anything? [ msg; beckham ] can i come over?

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[MSG:] You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton. // [MSG:] Okay, so when guys hug a girl, can you feel our boobs? // [MSG:] Worst. Concert. Ever! // BRAIDEN

[MSG:] You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.

[ msg; brooke ] MY UMBILICAL CORD IS STILL FUCKING IN THERE  [ msg; brooke ] DID YOU SEE IT OR NO BECAUSE I’LL SEND A PICTURE

[MSG:] Okay, so when guys hug a girl, can you feel our boobs?

[ msg; brooke ] remember when i hugged you for 2 minutes before i left this morning :)[ msg; brooke ] are your questions answered :) do you need a hug :)

[MSG:] Worst. Concert. Ever!

[ msg; brooke ] worst. sport. ever! [ msg; brooke ] i crowd surfed, got a free tshirt and made a 14 year old girl cry when i stole said tshirt from her[ msg; brooke ] i had fun  

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[text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us / [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. / [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. / [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. / BESLEY

[text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us

[ msg; beckham ] do me a favor and find better fucking friends first[ msg; beckham ] i’m busy tonight anyways, already got plans

[text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.

[ msg; beckham ] do the world a favor and ignore the organ donor check box on the questionnaire the next time you renew your license[ msg; beckham ] don’t fuck some innocent person over later in life just when they think they’re getting another shot

[text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.

[ msg; beckham ] wait don’t tell me i think i got this[ msg; beckham ] stability? guidance? self esteem? physical affection?[ msg; beckham ] stop me when i get it right

[text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.

[ msg; beckham ] come over and lets apologize to each other over and over and over and over

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“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.” // “But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.” // “This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?” // [text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again // [text] This is upsetting my poop.

its been a long day and i was braiden af so i was like imma do some braiden text memes since they don’t take me as long and i thought these were all texts and noticed thye weren’t by the time i finished them so i mean yolo ???  ? >? ,,, idon’t abide by societies rules :) they’re al l texts now :)

“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.” 

[ msg; brooke ] reading this initially i got really scared because i thought you were trying to tell me that you wanted to cuddle or have sex tonight[ msg; brooke ] but then i was like “why would my girlfriend of almost a year wanna come over to my apartment and actually please me?” and i finished reading the text and felt better

“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”

[ msg; brooke ] is this a joke?[ msg; brooke ]are you ok?[ msg; brooke ] are you drunk? are you hurt?[ msg; brooke ] brooke what happened? [ msg; brooke ]  ... are you okay?[ msg; brooke ] i love you too... but are you okay?

“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”

[ msg; brooke ] i guess so[ msg; brooke ] can you not pretend to fall asleep immediately after this time tho

[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again

[ msg; brooke ] you know who says ‘peasant’ still, brooke? 10 year olds and single dads on christianmingle and famersonly looking for love in a world where everyone else fucking hates them

[text] This is upsetting my poop.

[ msg; brooke ] brooke... [ msg; brooke ]  don’t talk to me like that while i’m at work....[ msg; brooke ]  it gets me going........ ;)[ msg; brooke ]  ok but for real why do you always talk about shitting its so gross and i never asked for this