“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.” // “But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.” // “This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?” // [text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again // [text] This is upsetting my poop.
its been a long day and i was braiden af so i was like imma do some braiden text memes since they don’t take me as long and i thought these were all texts and noticed thye weren’t by the time i finished them so i mean yolo ??? ? >? ,,, idon’t abide by societies rules :) they’re al l texts now :)
“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”
[ msg; brooke ] reading this initially i got really scared because i thought you were trying to tell me that you wanted to cuddle or have sex tonight[ msg; brooke ] but then i was like “why would my girlfriend of almost a year wanna come over to my apartment and actually please me?” and i finished reading the text and felt better
“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”
[ msg; brooke ] is this a joke?[ msg; brooke ]are you ok?[ msg; brooke ] are you drunk? are you hurt?[ msg; brooke ] brooke what happened? [ msg; brooke ] ... are you okay?[ msg; brooke ] i love you too... but are you okay?
“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”
[ msg; brooke ] i guess so[ msg; brooke ] can you not pretend to fall asleep immediately after this time tho
[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again
[ msg; brooke ] you know who says ‘peasant’ still, brooke? 10 year olds and single dads on christianmingle and famersonly looking for love in a world where everyone else fucking hates them
[text] This is upsetting my poop.
[ msg; brooke ] brooke... [ msg; brooke ] don’t talk to me like that while i’m at work....[ msg; brooke ] it gets me going........ ;)[ msg; brooke ] ok but for real why do you always talk about shitting its so gross and i never asked for this
