no joke i just imagined the best snippets for a fan fic but it takes place in the middle so please, enjoy until I can put this in the fic:
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"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
"You heard me, for the next task, you have to swim away from this swamp puppy I yoinked from the Everglades!" Florida smiled, holding up a 15-foot alligator, "This is my pet, say hi to Orlando!" Orlando snapped its huge jaw at the nations.
Germany paled, "A-What?!"
"Sha, you heard 'im. It won't hurt ya, maybe." Louisiana chuckled, "Why do y'all look so scared? This is how we learned how to swim. "
"Ah, good days..." Florida remisced. He then snickered at Germany, "Why did ya think we brought y'all to a swamp?"
Denmark jumped into the swamp water, "Alright! C'mon Nor, we'll shove it to the others!" Norway huffed in reply, being dragged into the water.
"What 'Advanced Swimming Class' is this?" Grumbled Germany, hesitantly joining the Nordic countries. Prussia jumped in after him.
"Kesese! What, you scared west?" He teased, aggressively tousling his brother's hair. Prussia turned to Denmark, "We'll beat ya so hard you'll be running to Sweden!"
"As if!" Denmark retorted, swinging his arm over Norways shoulder.
"Alright! Releasing Orlando in 3...2... ORLANDO!" Exclaimed Florida, losing his grip on the vicious alligator, "Oh no! He's releasing the snakes! Get them!"
Prussia let out a high-pitched scream as Orlando charged at him. He took his leg and Prussia clung onto Germany. "Quick, sha! Hit 'im on the snout! Then get outta the water!" Louisiana exclaimed, running with Florida to grab the snakes.
"RUN RUN RUN!" Yelled Denmark hauling everyone out.
Prussia managed to wrestle free, before joining everyone in running in a random direction. It took a few hours of them running away from the various dangers of the Everglades before they realised something.
"Scheiße. We're lost."
