How to survive as aromantic in alloromantic spaces.
Step by step guide.
There are too many spaces for Alloromantic people on this planet. In this guide I will be telling you how to survive!
1. Don’t stand out. Hide all the bows, arrows you have in your backpack. You can keep the pins and if you get asked what does it mean call them “A Gardening Club”. Green as the grass we are walking on. Green as trees we are planting, white as sky above us and grey and black as our ground.
2. Get as many heart pins as possible with something cliche written on them (This is Love, Love you, etc). These help to bypass the Alloromantic barrier.
3. Only listen to sugary romantic songs and make it as loud as possible. No music with deep meaningful lyrics.
4. If they ask about your favourite holiday, scream VALENTINES DAY!!!
I sincerely hope that it helps!