#allsnotwellwithmaxwell

[a-dynamite-digger]

(date thing) It depends on how well you can control yourself. A fancy gentleman's club is where he'd like to take him, but truth be told they'd be terrible anywhere together when drunk so plan to get kicked out ))

((A man after his heart! I imagine one or both of them would get a bit tipsy halfway through the date and under the table touching would ensue. But Westcott would try to behave himself otherwise if he had a little incentive.

[a-dynamite-digger]

allsnotwellwithmaxwell replied to your post “Happy father’s day, father. Best be taking care of mother while I’m...”

Does lying to yourself make you feel better?

“How about you be quiet for once!”

[scientificallystarving]

Shaded Logic (Closed RP)

- allsnotwellwithmaxwell -

Wilson stopped mid-step, glancing up at the sky as he noticed the hue very slowly changed from a bright overcast blue to rich orange. It would be dark soon. Adjusting his heavy filled backpack he continued down the road toward his camp.

It had taken months but with his clever wit, and a few well placed traps, he was finally able to best those horrid clockwork soldiers that protected the strange wooden alter. Despite his curiosities for the strange device, that was not what mattered at the moment. He had need for the gears and mechanized contraptions inside the bizarre metal creatures, and he was willing to do what it took to retrieve them. The bishops left him a little burned, and there was one point where he was sure the rook was going to trample him, but here he was, walking home the victor with his much earned reward.

Shifting his weight to his walking stick a bit, he picked up his pace along the stone road, hoping to get back to his camp before night fell so he could start the real work.

[a-dynamite-digger]

allsnotwellwithmaxwellreplied to your post: A kind and mysterious soul left Westcott 4 pints...

Yes, drink. It makes your resolve even weaker.

“Hahah, whot? I’m doing just fiiiiiine. Don’t get your nose in a bunch! I c-can control myself.”

[a-dynamite-digger]

ALLSNOTWELLWITHMAXWELL SAID: 

YOU’D PREFER HE WASN’T? I MEAN, BEING THE NICE GUY THAT I AM, I OFFER MY SERVICES

DO NOT TOUCH HIM!

[silent-survivor]

A sugar glider.

/lands on shoulder and chitters in ear :V

[a-dynamite-digger]

One of those very angry little dogs. Miniature pinscher who thinks he's a doberman.

“BARK! BARK BARK!” Very tiny and squeaky barking and nipping and your ankles!

[big-bad-wilson]

allsnotwellwithmaxwell said: are they from a can ))

Psh!! No they’re not! What do you take me for? One of those lowly........ um... Westcott??! Nono, these are... these came straight from a beefalo.