"Admiringly, I loved being homeless and with the huge amount of drugs I was exposed to daily, I was living a druggie's paradise! I was a beach bum who survived of stuff people left on the beach, I made a shelter under a bridge by the beach with a nice mattress and sheets the 4 star hotels would discard, free food from hotel breakfasts and from dine and dashing/scraps people left from restaurants, I bathed in the many pools in the area, and drugs were rampant. I loved waking up with the sun and sand around me and fishing on the bridges for some fresh fish. It was Paradise, and as a homeless 19yo, I was drugged up and had a semi-easy, quiet life as a beach bum with everything he wanted at arm's length...but the fun came to a abrupt end when I overdosed and feel into a 2 week coma. "I woke up at a hospital with my mother by my side; in tears. I had no memory, but I almost died of a heart attack and toxic shock. The doctors were amazed I even awake with no brain damage(but I believe it effected my short term memory) My mother told me she was there for 9 days and didnt leave my side only to sleep. She explained she signed me up for rehab(which I ended up going another way) and was able to talk my family back into living at the house. I have no memory after this because My memory was so fucked up by the withdraws, I lost the following 9 months of my life! all I know was my dad locked me in my room and I recall screaming in pain for weeks from the absence of drugs. The solitude made me question life and how lucky was to still be there! I almost died twice in my life, and my mother always nursed me back to health. After 4 months, I was finally clean and had my old life back...with the exception of my sister." ย --- Loliconman
"One time in high school I thought a white guy threw grapes at me so I went to take his grapes and his black friend pushed me down and after a teacher broke it up and I was headed to class the white guy threw an open carton of milk at me which splashed all in my hair. After I showed up at German class late due to rinsing out my hair, I was called to the ex-cop vice principal's office because the white guy's finger got chopped off in the door moments after throwing the milk and leaving school to skip his next period, and they thought I did it as revenge. "I didn't know the guy's names and kept referring to them as 'white guy' and 'black guy' and the VP kept insisting I use their names but I couldn't remember them because I'm bad with names and I think he thought he was a racist and I started crying. Later, he encouraged me to drop out of high school, and later when I tried to get in the chinese principal lady wouldn't let me. Years later I saw in the paper she was trying to dissolve a gay-straight alliance started by the students." --- tyc
"i discovered masturbation in 1st grade. i was climbing a tripod thing and it felt 100x better than it does now." --- VVren
atf you so funny