Hi Humans, Rambo here. You think you're so clever with your recycled recipes. I'll have you know I've been planning this for months! For any old dogs out there interested in learning some new tricks, this is my guide to helping your humans help you.
It all started back in February when I first took over this house. The girl and the boy had finished their kibble and when they weren't looking I stole a taste. It was then that I knew that this human kibble called "peanut butter" must be mine all mine!
Luckily, the boy has a habit of leaving his laptop open when he lets me guard the house alone. So I was able to do a search on the interwebs of 'dogs' and 'peanut butter' (I've seen the humans do this before) and let me tell you it worked!
I found this list of human kibble followed by a list of commands with pictures of dogs eating this peanut butter kibble!
The commands also involved saying that making this kibble would also involve making this human water called "beer". This would be the tricky part. To convince them to make beer.
For months I quietly growled into the girl's ear about this beer making. When I took them outside, I'd always walk them downtown so that they could look at all the beer houses. One time I even let them leave me outside to go drink beer inside one of the large beer houses, and when they'd look out the window, I'd look all pitiful and I knew they were thinking, "we should just make beer at home." The girl finally caved and brought some beer making things home in April.
It was just a matter of time before the peanut butter kibble would come. I left the recipe open for her on the boys computer and when she saw it she said, "This is a great idea! I'll make this today."
And she did. Of course I want to try the batter, human!
There you have it humans. The secret's out! I say what's what around these parts, and most importantly... peanut butter kibble is mine.