sex and the city s1 ep1
“once upon a time” so fairytale like, can’t wait for reality
oh tim, what is it you doin?
tim stop flirting ur 42
tim stop having sex ur 42
*high pitched sultry voice* oh tim u playEr
“eNd Of LoVe iN mAnHaTtAN” carrie, doll, ur so damn right
MANOLO BLAHNIK
oh shit carries that bitch breaking the 4th wall
peter u toxic bachelor
MIRANDA UR HAIR?
AH! CHARLOTTE UR GLASSES!?
skipperrrrerrerrrrr
“marry a bug fat tub of lard” lmaoooooooooooo
samantha is perfect i aspire to be her
love having no feelings after sex!
“u mean with dildos?” classic charlotte
carrie trying to bring back romance, so sorry boo
“man is scum” carrie we all know DAMN WELL UR GOING BACK TO KURT
*announcer voice* introducing MR. BIG
*trips in front of the love of your life*
CONDOMS R GOOD DON’T DISCREDIT THEM MR. BIG
i feel that miranda is low-key a lesbian
JK SKIPPER GETTING SOME PUSSAY
charlotte sweetie so sorry!
samantha get sum diccccccccc
wow, mr. big comin in hot w/ “abso-fucking-lutely”
FIN







