well, hello there

ally watches tingz

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that 70s show s1 ep1

ERIC FORMANS BASEMENT

10 minutes = no more beer opportunities

“cold, definitely coLD!”

i hate kitty’s voice

but she’s funny

mr. pinciotti = hair NOT groovy

mrs. pinciotti = SCANDI 

“a toyota?”

red = war flashbacks??

THE FAMOUS VISTA CRUISER

ERIC GOT THE BEER

the smug little smirk on eric’s face >>>

“to forman!”

that was the proudest day of his life? mine was… well it hasn’t come yet

“thank you for telling me MICHAEL”

fast hand movements* WE

“we’re alone now?”

eric’s hand casually across donna’s shoulders like ;-)

donna’s dad is rly weird

BUT HE GOT A PERM

“donna i have to go the ladies room… dONNA?”

oop they’re in the basement smokin and tokin now

“THAT RUNS ON WATER”

“you are such a whore”

the ROOM is spinning

the parents go in and out of the frame and telling him facts and yelling i’m YAKING

“BITCHIN!”

eric’s father seems distant, cold

one battery for 2 tickets

jackies gone!

aww they’re sitting on the car

OH SHIT DONNA KISSED ERIC

THIS BITCH IS MAKING POWER MOOOOVES

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sex and the city s1 ep3

new york new york! it’s a hell of a town!

patience and peter = perfect married couple?

peter = FULL FRONTAL OMF

carrie goes back to new york

no surprise there

I WOULD SEND HER BACK TOO IF SHE SAW MY HUSBANDS DONG

“poor single you” lookss

married people are the enemy

i becomes we

!!!!!! too true

“chose to grow up”

looks like a vodka bottle but is water

damn how you hot for a gay 

JOE WANTS CARRIES EGG WTF

JESS THINKS MIRANDA IS GAY AF

“lesbian partner”

“fear of the unknown”

“he’s such a pussy” LMAO

shaun looks like getter from the side

miranda actually becoming a lesbian to be a partner in the firm lmao

lmao samantha really out there fucking 2 dudes who are now married

doorman is hot F

DOORMAN IS NAMED TOMMY

OMG HES BRITISH

I LOVE HIM FUCK

TOMMY I LOVE HIM

I’LL CALL YOU TOMMY

upon typing this out, i looked him up and his name is Karl Geary. he’s hot AF still btw, homegirls gonna slide in the DMs

[watchingwarrior]

keeping up with the kardashians s1 ep1

in no way am i affiliated with the kardashians. they suck but i want to see how their show causes a trainwreck in their life. that is all.

“she’s got the jiggles” - kris

“i hate you all” same

*nasal voice* i’m kourtney and i suck dick for fun

“there’s a lot of baggage. but louis vuitton baggage”

JEEZ THEY SUCK

rip bruce, 16 years with that thottie

“they want me to go on tyra?”

THE TAPE

I FORGOT ABOUT THE TAPE

ROY’S HAWAIIAN FUSION

scott u have no idea what’s coming up for you😩

dash looks ugly AF

++ their clothes selection is ugly too

bitch they’re reAlly talking about horoscopes rn lmao

scott is slapping kourtney’s ass right now in front of kiss LMAO

brucer boi

kris’ motto = go big or go home

oooo rob is so skinny

the girls are so small

party started and kris isn’t even there😂😂😂

“i’m gonna strangle her and beat her with a bat” same khloe

OMG KYLIE IS ON STRIPPER POLE

U LOOK 5

ya’ll met on a blind date? lol.

o0o kris tryna get scott to confess his sins

scott low-key cute but a MAJOR douchebag

“my little girls behind a bar making a martini? i think this party is over!” kris u momager

this BITCH (kim) tries on 5 outfits before deciding on the first one lmao

“ur such a whore”

last thing said on that episode lmao

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sex and the city s1 ep2

miranda =  nice legs

nick waxler

ultimatum, whhhhaaaaa?

no more models, nick!

ya u do

upon writing this i have no idea why i said that

models run wild on the streets of new york😹

where’s mr, big tho???

charlotte “i hate my thighs” well i do too sis

beauty = power

controversial

no fear december, amiright?

painting guy is cute as fuck

his name is barkley

OH HE ONLY FUCKS MODELS

OH HE TAPES HIMSELF FUCKING MODELS

skipperrrrrrerrerrr made out with miranda

what the fuck are these phones??

“modelizers”

oooooo derrick ur hawttt

derrick has a nice voice

MR. BIG IS BACK

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYE

HE’S SUCH A DICK

BUT I LOVE HIM

*singing* sexual tension in the air

“i have never met more invisible than tonight” SAME SIS

derrick going home with carrie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg derrick is so heartfelt😍

but is he gay?

prob.

do i care?

not one bit.

i’d still hit.

I ASPIRE TO BE SAMANTHA SHE HAD SEX WITH BARKLEY

[watchingwarrior]

sex and the city s1 ep1

“once upon a time” so fairytale like, can’t wait for reality

oh tim, what is it you doin?

tim stop flirting ur 42

tim stop having sex ur 42

*high pitched sultry voice* oh tim u playEr

“eNd Of LoVe iN mAnHaTtAN” carrie, doll, ur so damn right

MANOLO BLAHNIK

oh shit carries that bitch breaking the 4th wall

peter u toxic bachelor

MIRANDA UR HAIR?

AH! CHARLOTTE UR GLASSES!?

skipperrrrerrerrrrr

“marry a bug fat tub of lard” lmaoooooooooooo

samantha is perfect i aspire to be her

love having no feelings after sex!

“u mean with dildos?” classic charlotte

carrie trying to bring back romance, so sorry boo

“man is scum” carrie we all know DAMN WELL UR GOING BACK TO KURT

*announcer voice* introducing MR. BIG

*trips in front of the love of your life*

CONDOMS R GOOD DON’T DISCREDIT THEM MR. BIG

i feel that miranda is low-key a lesbian

JK SKIPPER GETTING SOME PUSSAY

charlotte sweetie so sorry!

samantha get sum diccccccccc

wow, mr. big comin in hot w/ “abso-fucking-lutely”

FIN

[watchingwarrior]

watchingwarrior’s FAQ

who are you?

allison

19

female

super sarcastic

broke af

where are you from?

ny

what is this blog used for?

anything i’m watching on netflix/hulu/prime/tv right now.

will this be a spoiler free blog?

no.

main tumblr?

princeodfsassgard

what is your tagging system like?

if it is a movie i will tag it like, “movie: <insert title>”

if it is a tv show i will tag it like “tv: <insert title>”

if it is netflix only i will tag it like “netflix: <insert title>”

if it is hulu only i will tag it like “hulu: <insert title>”

if it is amazon prime only i will tag it like: “prime: <insert title>”

see where i’m going with this?

do you follow back?

nope, sorry. this is a secondary blog and it doesn’t allow me to follow or follow back. wish i could though!

when will you update this blog?

i will update whenever there is something to update about... but, be aware that i may update and post things about my life on here, not just about movies and tv because i’m a problematic bitch that has no life :/

anything else i should know?

darling, you’ll be ok.

[watchingwarrior]

DECEMBER 3 - 9, 2017

what i plan to watch:

captain america: the first avenger

marvel’s agent carter (s1)

marvel’s agent carter (s2)

iron man

criminal minds (s2, ep15-??)

what i actually watched:

sex and the city (s1 ep1-)