At the end of last week, I accidentally spilled some water on the keyboard of my work laptop and, even though I wiped it off pretty quickly, it decided to completely stop working. So now I’m waiting for IT to get a new one ready for me instead of bringing the damaged one in for repair since apparently I was due for a new laptop anyways as the damaged one is three years old. So I’ve been answering emails from my phone, and you know how iPhones will suggest words depending on what you type the most? I almost signed off on an email with “Thanks, Bellamort” because apparently that is what I have typed the most after my own name, Bella. The second suggestion was Bellatrix. I’m so damn glad I take two seconds to proofread all my emails before sending because I have absolutely zero idea how I would’ve explained either of those. But at least that gave me a laugh on an otherwise dreary day.