#almostfood

[taliesyne]

.....there was that moment when I was almost eaten by a bird, though. It was a little scary but afterwards I was soooooo happy I couldn't stop smiling!! #SmilingTim #happy #headonastick #beach #seagull #bird #almostfood (at Burleigh Beach) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq6T26chlbY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kib17s34mvak

[pointsincase]

Tonight is the night. Our night. . There's no need to coddle me, I know I’m not your dream frozen meal. Heck, I’m no one’s dream frozen meal: I’m a Lean Cuisine for Christ’s sake. Shrimp Scampi at that, a third tier choice at best, even amongst my fellow boxes of eatable self-loathing. Why choose me when you could have Teriyaki Chicken? . But you did. . It’s okay, we all have regrets: just ask the guy at Lean Cuisine who pitched me as a joke during a product brainstorming session. . What I’m trying to say is, I’m not delusional. I’ve sat here freezing for months as you’ve past me over for meat-lovers pizzas and even a pint of ice cream—for dinner. I won’t shame you for that, it’s not my place. No, my place is to be an evolutionary step above paper. My role is to technically be food. . READ MORE: LINK IN BIO . Article by @hunnagardnah #leancuisine #freezerfood #foodstash #almostfood #freezedriedfood #lastresort #flavorchasing https://www.instagram.com/p/B--mHPagBjx/?igshid=1nb3tti9khgjj

[primetymemusic]

Honest Slogan!🍛 #tyson #tvdinners #honestslogans #almostfood