My parrot landed on my hand today while I was trying to use my computer mouse, so I offered him some of the carrot I was eating to get him to go away. So then naturally I had a bird eating a carrot on my mouse hand. *sigh*
Two minutes later he crawls up my arm onto my shoulder just to wipe carrot off his beak onto my cheek, tells me "love you", and flies back to his cage perch.
Remind me again exactly what I'm missing by not having children?










