#aloe original

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Every mf town in Massachusetts has someplace called the Brave Lion Fucking A Boar's Head Inn that's been open since 1796 and their specialty is the "Autumn Clusterfuck", a cocktail made of 6 varieties of hard liquor mixed with hand-crushed local apple cider and served with a hockey-stick shaped stirrer.

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I know intellectually that generational differences mean that dads view Radiohead differently but hearing No Surprises through the home office door still conjures such a strong vision of some sort of sad teenager imagining an AMV while leaned against a rain-streaked window

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Did you know youre allowwed on the baggage claim carosel. they'll let you go around and around n if youre extra lucky they'll even let you go down the chute and see the place where they load the bags on. No one at the airport will ever be mad at you for doing this they love it

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Yippee ! My friend from internet is going to design an art piece around my Social Security number! ^_^

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If I could get transported to a fictional universe it would be Star Trek not because of the socialist utopia but because I would get to fuck

choose your punchline

Jadzia Dax

Data

Lore

Q

Beverly Crusher

Quark

the food synthesizer

Voting ended onJan 20, 2024

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[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: An art drive announcement poster drawn digitally. There are small drawings of a watermelon, a palestinian flag, and an olive branch, and a kuffieh pattern in the lower right corner. Text reads: ART DRIVE!! Crips for ESIMS for Gaza. chuffed.org/project/crips-for-esims-for-gaza . Below are a list of prices: $10 or more: sketch, $30 or more: lined or colored, $60 or more: fully rendered. /End ID]

Every donation of 10$ or more to Crips for ESIMS for Gaza gets a sketch from me for free (upon proof of donation), every donation of 30$ or more gets a lined piece or a colored sketch, and every donation of 60$ or more gets a fully rendered piece.

FREE PALESTINE!

EXAMPLES OF MY WORK BELOW THE CUT

[ID: two fully rendered pieces. The first is a drawing of a nonbinary person crouching, holding a gun in one hand and a knife in its other, living metal hand. It has a suspicious expression on its face, and the background is made of drawings of writhing tentacles. The second is a spread of various poses of a south east asian trans man. He is wearing a long wrap skirt, a sports bra, and has bandages over his eyes. There are drawings of beetle-themed daggers and axes, and drawings of orange gems and a stag beetle, over the abstract patterned background. /End ID]

[ID: Two colored sketches. The first is an alarm-clock themed robot with a metal bell-shaped skirt. It is colored in warm yellow tones using broad strokes of dot matrix brushes. The second is a sketch of a woman from the chest up, staring at the camera. She has pointed ears and her skirt has a mouth running down the center. /End ID]

[ID: two lined pieces. The first is a DnD tiefling in a corset and leather skirt swinging an axe while grinning, in a wide stance. The second is a woman in revealing clothing and roller skates lying down in a "draw me like one of your french girls" pose. The first has only linework and a few blocks of black, and the second uses dot matrix brushes to show the value of the dark mini skirt, roller skates, and crop top. /End ID]

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what are you experiencing rn

the horrors (analog)

the agonies

the despairs

the trials

the horrors (digital)

the horrors (transcendential)

the delights

the pleasures

the rewards

other (say in tags)

Voting ended onJul 11, 2023