Jan 21, 2021
Ayyy Welcome to Tally's
"You got a pink card right?"
Sometimes a family is:
A nine foot tall rooster covered in glitter who takes being the mom friend deathly seriously,
A carnivorous plant that is a man who likes women, but also likes to look like a princess,
A trans geode that chiseled herself out of a rock and into the crystal she always was,
A three eyed sheep that will challenge you to a dance off and rap battle at the same time just to show off to your girlfriend.
An illiterate pirate gerbil that's too old to fear death(again).
Any Questions?