Any headcanons on how Guzma would deal with someone (who he’s crushing on and who likes him back) who is real cute but honestly has no idea he’s part of Team Skull?
Man, that’s a situation I’d love to be in.
-The entirety of Team Skull has almost a Mission: Impossible view on the matter. Everywhere that Guzma goes, there’s always Grunts in plain sight and in the shadows, ready to do anything he needs. However, for this situation they’re all in the shadows, making sure nothing goes wrong wherever Guzma steps. Now, though, they also need to keep secret from you.
-Once, Guzma was simply talking with his crush, when a few Grunts accidentally went up and talked with him. Before the crush could get suspicious, Guzma beat back the Grunts in an impromptu Pokemon battle, hiding his Team Skull icons and signalling to the Grunts about the situation. They deliberately lost, letting Guzma show off how cool he “was”, and got a stern talking-to when he returned to the mansion.
-Part of Guzma realizes that perhaps it’s for the best that he never reveals his secret, and another part realizes that confessing his feelings could result in him having to leave Team Skull. This matter pains him so much, he has regular talks with Plumeria about it. Someday, he’ll have to make a choice, and he’s not sure which way he’ll go.
~Mod Sun














