♡ Send me a ship and I’ll tell you - ooh my turn! Do Jil/Alan and then Casip please and thank you
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Jil/Alan
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa - Alan. Jil has to roll her lips in and try not to laugh because he can be over dramatic about it, saying it didn’t go that way the last time they were there.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them - Jil does. She does it only in the corner, so it’s not easily spotted by company. Alan notices though. It’s equal parts endearing and a prompt for punishment because that was hand carved mahogany, Jilomena!
Who starts the tickle fights - It goes both ways. Usually it’s Alan walking up behind her while she washes dishes to give a quick rib-goosing, or Jil snuggling up to Alan when he’s half dozing on the sofa to creep-crawl her fingers under his shirt.
Who starts the pillow fights - Jil might chuck one at Alan from across the room to see if she can get a rise out of him.
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile - Alan does. Jil works hard to keep the household together, and often she’ll doze off before he does. He’ll follow up with a kiss to the crown of her head and slowly slip into sleep as well.
Who mistakes salt for sugar - Alan, but only because one of the kids put salt in the sugar bowl. It’s hard to tell which one did it, since there are 917 of them.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning - Alan, heating up popcorn for late night movies when they chance to have the energy for it. It usually wakes the baby, so it becomes movie night for three.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines - Jil does. You’d expect Alan, but it’s usually Jil whispering sweet nothings like, “Baby, you are so sweet you might as well be her majesty’s sugar barnet~”
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order - Alan rearranges the books because Jil leaves them stacked by the bedside when she has insomnia and doesn’t want to wake him.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies - Jil does. She claims that she already washed it when the kids come in looking for spoon licking rights.
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion - Both. They have too many candles now. They might as well be the new Yankee Candle Shop. But, you know… British. So Cobbler’s Knob Candle Shop or something like that.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen - Jil draws little hearts on Alan’s wrist before a premiere, so he can look at it and think of her when he’s overwhelmed by fans.
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation - Jil picks up a new cat themed magnet whenever they’re on holiday. They have the unmanliest refrigerator in all of London.
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines - Jil fills them out first, then makes Alan do it so they can compare answers.
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Casip
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa - Flip, because she’s easily distracted.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them - Flip will doodle hearts with nicknames in them, rather than their actual names. But they’re random places like elementary school desks. Cas finds them at random when he’s on missions in different places around the world and has a moment of gooey heart feelings.
Who starts the tickle fights - Flip. When Cas is involved, it’s usually sneaky and light, building to him getting wrecked. Cas doesn’t seem to mind that much, as he’s mostly confused by the sensation. It makes people laugh, and that’s a sign of mirth, right? It’s like a physical joke, he supposes, and afterward his Vessel is flooded with endorphins which make him feel nice.
Who starts the pillow fights - Cas, surprisingly. It’s one of the few playful things that he fully understands. He spouts battle tactics as though he’s leading a battalion against Flip, and she finds that hilarious.
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile - Cas doesn’t technically need sleep, so when Flip happens to sleep in his presence from time to time, he can take the time to admire the way she looks at peace.
Who mistakes salt for sugar - Neither of them. They can both smell the molecular makeup of each one.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning - Flip does it on purpose because she likes the beep. Cas doesn’t know how to make it stop.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines - Cas doesn’t understand the subtle nuances of flirting, so his pick-up lines are very straightforward. Flip is cheesy, but it’s intentional. It reminds Cas not to be so serious and concerned, which he appreciates.
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order - Cas tries so keep organized, while Flip’s system of arrangement is more chaotic.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies - Flip licks a little, then offers it to Cas.
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion - They make their own candles as a couples activity, actually/
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen - They draw on each other sometimes when words are difficult. Sometimes you need quiet, and this is a way to show affection in silence. Well, mostly silence. Depending on what’s being tattooed, you might hear quiet laughter from time to time.
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation - Flip, the little magpie.
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines -Cas asks Flip to fill them out with him, because the magazines led him to believe you’re supposed to.