#alonzojerrie

[furreyra]

Cats ships for Pride Month

Cats 2019 ships under the cut 👇

[junkyard-gifs]

when you're so offended by Mungojerrie's very existence that you just gotta...

Michael Herrington as both Alonzo and Cassandra. Alonzo doesn't have a Cassandra to fetch back from centre stage but he won't let that stop him from expressing how he is Just So Done with the colour orange.

Oasis 16, with Samuel Lewis-Wright as Mungojerrie.

(Video here.)

[slinky-bastard]

Mungojerrie: Thank God you were there, Alonzo. I knew you wouldn't let your best friend die.

Alonzo: I'm still gonna arrest you. I just can't do that if you're dead.

Mungojerrie: Whatever you gotta tell yourself. Baby steps. It's hard getting you out of your shell. 

[nowwhichwaswhichcat]

Alonzo: How the hell are you still alive? Mungojerrie: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are. 

[junkyard-gifs]

Perhaps feeling that he needs to re-establish a little machismo after the embarrassment of the Macavity fight, Alonzo tries an intimidating loom on a couple of easy targets.

Rumpelteazer folds immediately. Mungojerrie resorts to 'hey, look over there!' tactics which—actually works because Mistoffelees just whipped an enormous red sheet from the car boot and is waving it around distractingly.

George Maniadis as Alonzo, Andrea Luca Cotti and Vicky Riddoch as Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer, and Alex Snova as Tugger. Vienna revival, March 2022.

[nowwhichwaswhichcat]

Alonzo: I’m in love with you.

Mungojerrie: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Alonzo: I know.

Mungojerrie: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool...