a slinky bastard

It's all about the hips. And the gay yearning. a whitmerule RP blog

[a-terrible-muddle]

hey did you know you can just take the piss out of Munkustrap literally any time you like

[munkustrap-rp]

Hey, did you know you can just take the piss out of Tugger literally the moment the show is over.

[slinky-bastard]

Incredible if true 👀

[a-terrible-muddle]

that feeling when you're flirting so suavely with the audience then munkustrap just POUNCES YOU FROM BEHIND and CLAWS ALL THE WAY DOWN YOUR BUTT AND THE BACK OF YOUR THIGHS then he just SCAMPERS AWAY like he just EXPECTS YOU TO CHASE HIM NOW like HE'S the most important cat in the house suddenly

😒

what should i do with him

pounce him

pounce him!

pounce him!!

pOUNCE HIM!!!!

Voting ended onApr 28

[slinky-bastard]

I must be going blind. I can't see the option for 'the show's over, stop flirting with the audience you self-absorbed lemon meringue'.

[a-terrible-muddle]

I must be going deaf, I can't hear you over the sound of how much the Man Over There wants me.

[slinky-bastard]

CUT THE FEED

or the throat, I’m not picky

[a-terrible-muddle]

that feeling when you're flirting so suavely with the audience then munkustrap just POUNCES YOU FROM BEHIND and CLAWS ALL THE WAY DOWN YOUR BUTT AND THE BACK OF YOUR THIGHS then he just SCAMPERS AWAY like he just EXPECTS YOU TO CHASE HIM NOW like HE'S the most important cat in the house suddenly

😒

what should i do with him

pounce him

pounce him!

pounce him!!

pOUNCE HIM!!!!

Voting ended onApr 28

[slinky-bastard]

I must be going blind. I can't see the option for 'the show's over, stop flirting with the audience you self-absorbed lemon meringue'.

[tumblecutus]

MY BIG MOMENT 😎

[slinky-bastard]

Fortunately, I exist.

[slinky-bastard]

I always just feel so good with a knife in my hand. 🙂

[a-terrible-muddle]

Hey Munk, Alonzo's arming himself again. Thought you ought to know, okay bye. @stressedout-jellicle-dad

[stressedout-jellicle-dad]

😟

Alonzo, are you being safe with that knife??

[slinky-bastard]

Oh yes. I have all the necessary skills. 💅

[slinky-bastard]

I always just feel so good with a knife in my hand. 🙂

[junkyard-gifs]

important news

Demeter and Alonzo are fabulous 😎

also fierce, that too

George Maniadis and Anneke Brunekreeft, Vienna revival 21/6/22. Filmed by @cryptidvoidwritings and @falasta.

[slinky-bastard]

Finally, somebody who appreciates my delicious leggie.

[mapleejay]

I understand why they do it but it's so funny when adult cats hiss at kittens that have barely opened their eyes like bro that thing doesn't even know it's real yet why are you beefing with a grub

[slinky-bastard]

Annoys me. 😒

[junkyard-gifs]

void cryptid interrupts glowcloud cryptid to bother her leg 😮

they ballet together 😌

Xavier Pellin as Mistoffelees and Ella Fitzpatrick covering Victoria, Australia tour 8 October 2025 (my footage).

[slinky-bastard]

well, I do star in this number basically.

[orangefletching]

When you draw for someone and they set it as their profile picture

[strawberry-paint]

@rainbowratsstuff who would dare

[slinky-bastard]

@rainbowratsstuff Unheard-of.

[beepbeepbirdie]

the rum tum tugger is a

terrible bore

curious beast

Voting ended onAug 23, 2025

[slinky-bastard]

Sad, strange little man.

[slinky-bastard]

[slinky-bastard]

I do apologise, somebody seems to have hacked my account. They're posting selfies. Curious. Very undignified.

Handsome devil, though. Impressive leggie action...? 👀

[slinky-bastard]

[junkyard-gifs]

little hat

gotta keep ears warm 😌

Daniel Timoney, International tour, 15/12/25.

[slinky-bastard]

fixed it for you

[slinky-bastard]

It’s St Bernard time babies! 🥳

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[junkyard-gifs]

This is basically the plot of Cats the musical.

[slinky-bastard]

(Shit I’m not really a cat)

[slinky-bastard]

(No no wait be cool)

Behold, a leggie!

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[junkyard-gifs]

This is basically the plot of Cats the musical.

[slinky-bastard]

(Shit I’m not really a cat)