Hey, so! I wanted to respond to the Alpha!Coulson, Omega!Clint awesomeness (but I am apparently an idiot and couldn't figure out how) because long-suffering Coulson is my fave. I also like the idea that when he knows he's going to be super swamped with work stuff he actively tries to sabotage omega ventbonding time with only like a 50% success rate, and it would make my life complete if he eventually has to have a traumatizing convo with Steve about it. Anyhoo, hi! *waves*
Long-suffering Coulson is everyone's favorite! :3
(The things we made the poor man do, really...)
Coulson totally tries to prevent omega vent!bonding time, but he also knows that he's never going to be successful because Clint and Bucky, like, why does he even try? He's long since accepted his fate and makes other people's lives miserable by delegating his paperwork to unsuspecting minions. Like Steve. ("Because you're their team leader and Barnes's alpha so all this paperwork is your job, Rogers." )
(Coulson has also become immune to Steve's Steve-ness. It wore out pretty quickly after catching the man glaring and swearing at the Tony's contraption known as a coffee maker like it personally offended him--it probably did, knowing Tony--a few times in the morning. The Traumatizing Conversation (TM) was indeed traumatizing when it happened, but mostly because Steve has a tendency to overshare when he talks about Bucky, which Coulson really, really doesn't need to know about his childhood idols, regardless of how much he fantasized about Bucky Barnes in his teenage years. Nowadays Coulson usually just shows up with a pile of paperwork to where Steve is hiding and blackmails him to help with paperwork like the long-suffering alphas they are. Because I know all your dirty secrets, Steve.)
Also, hi!!! *waves back*