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@413countdown 4/13 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANE EGBERT!

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@413countdown 1 DAY : PERSONAL SPACE

Hee hee hee hoo hoo hoo haa haa haa

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With the arrival of the Nymphs in Beyond Canon and the reveal of the Satyrs in the near future, and both are were created by Rose and Dirk respectively, what kind of species would the rest of the Alpha and Beta kids make if they had gone to Deltritus?

OOH! This is a question that's fairly out there... let's see.

John - Likely something that seems whimsical on the surface, but rather industrious. I would imagine maybe something like a living garden gnome, LOL.

Jane - On the flip side, something that should conceptually be rather serious, but just isn't. I'm imagining ants or bees. Imagine that but anthropomorphized...

Jade - Dryads. Easy. Living plants. The ability to commune with nature is easily something she'd want in an alien race.

Jake - Something hardy that lives underground. Much like moles or dwarves. Possibly isopods too.

Roxe - You think she'd be cephalopod aligned, but I imagine she'd create something not unlike the little grey aliens in mainstream media. Telepathy. So much telepathy.

Rosy - Probably some sort of fairy, or beings of light. Wisps? Blights? I can't remember the proper name of the concept. Either way, something small and bright.

Dive - Mermen! Something that can live in the water and commune with fish! Who wouldn't want that? (Cronus is mildly offended.)

Dark - I would think this would be a challenge, especially with the system itself having varying opinions. However, I believe they'd make Jackalopes. Not even really a sapient species. Just rabbits with horns.

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My, my, how can I resist ya?

Welcome to ABBAstuck!

ABBAstuck is your standard Alpha & Beta kid swap, with my own twists to it! The Beta trolls are replaced with the Alpha trolls, and the cherubs are replaced with two others- their parents. By no means is this a 1-to-1 universe. There are several key changes and things go very differently in my mind.

This is mostly a pretty darn angsty universe, with several depictions of mental illness, abuse, neglect, and substance abuse. There MAY be ships, but they are not my priority.

As a disclaimer, I will add that the DID portrayed in this AU is written by someone with UDD. It may be a fictional portrayal, but it is based off my own experiences with a dissociative disorder. I do NOT have MADD and may write it inaccurately. Do not use medias as your only source of mental illness information .

Character list below the cut.

Jane Egbert

John Crocker

Rosy Lalonde (Roxy)

Roxe Lalonde (Rose)

Dark Strider & Sys (Dirk)

Dive Strider (Dave)

Jake Harley

Jade English

Damara Megido

Rufioh Nitram

Mituna Captor

Kankri Vantas

Meulin Leijon

Porrim Maryam

Latula Pyrope

Aranea Serket

Horuss Zahhak

Kurloz Makara

Cronus Ampora

Meenah Peixes

Calamity

Calignus

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@413countdown 3 DAYS: FAVORITE CANON SCENE

Huh? What do you mean this isn't canon? Everyone knows Rosy girlbossed it up.

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LATULA PYROPE

Latula Pyrope, Knight of Mind, 6 sweeps (13), She/Her, Ropekind, genuineCuntass

Latula is a bad girl. Latula is just the worst at being a girl. She's a good teal, sure, but she doesn't even like being that. She spends all her free time in the woods with the lost weaboos, playing sports and games and anything she can get her hands on. Frankly, it's just a nice distraction from how she knows they all look at her.

Growing up can be really hard, especially for someone like Latula. You spend all your time playing with friends without considering arbitrary things until one day your body looks different and suddenly, they won't treat you how they used to because you're a girl. And you can try to be one of the boys, but they'll always look at you differently because you are different.

She doesn't want to be a lawyer, or a legislacerator, or nothing of the sort. She just wants to be a kid as long as she can be, but it's blatantly obvious she's running out of time, so she's going out on her own terms. She isn't a perfect girl, she's crass and rude and messy and vulgar. She pisses off any "good girl" by not fitting in right and not caring that she doesn't.

Latula is insanely competitive and won't stop trying to beat someone until she does. She holds several different highscores amongst the lost weaboos. When she plays sports, she HAS to be on the winning team or else she'll lose her shit on her own side. If she can't beat anyone at what she's doing, she still tries to be the best. She skates and performs over the top tricks for the awe she can get from people watching. You can find her playing double dutch on her lonesome with machines she's got set up.

she talks real casual bc whos got time 4 anything else lwk. lax on punctuation n capitalization. slang nywhere she can get it. dont ask her 2 speak up or else ur gettin all caps. all or nuthin kinda girl.

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@413countdown 4 DAYS: LOVE / HATE

The Texas heat is unbearable. A shower of throwing stars cascade from the apartment’s roof. Be careful, Strider. Someone could get hurt.

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5 DAYS: TOUCHING GRASS

I decided that I wanted to participate in the 4/13 countdown done by @413countdown . As such, here’s my first day. This is LORAM, or Land of Ruins and Musicboxes.

Taken from her home for months on end, Damara was thrown back into a world that resembled Alternia- but everyone was gone. Not a living creature in sight. Silverfish denizens would tell her nobody ever lived on this planet but them. But the strange technology left behind makes her want to delve deeper into a world that no longer exists.