#alpha bravo standing

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Heard this was the “new” thing. Alpha Bravo dropping in and reporting for Duty, Just point me where I need to go!

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Welcome, Alpha Bravo.

My name is First Aid and I’m one of the medics for the Autobots.

Currently, I’m..rather ill, so you can always go and see Pharma or Blades for your medical needs.

I’m open to giving medical advice, though.

I hope you enjoy yourself here.

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Oh, nice to meet you First Aid! Always nice to see someone from another gestalt! I would offer to shake your hand but it looks like… you’ve got a little something there. Hoping to get to know everyone here.

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A smooch for you! Mwah!

Thanks I guess?

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Bald

Did Offroad put you lot up to this? Send him a message for me. Tell him I haven't forgotten about Luna 2

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Bald Bald Bald! Ew ew ew!

For the record, Cybertronians CAN'T grow hair naturally... But if we were talking hypotheticals... I might know a guy...

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