#alpha chad

[stinkychad]

scrat from ice age..

@tinieseal this u?

[touchstarvedsam]

is it too much to ask for alpha!chad and alpha!jensen fighting over omega!jared? it doesn't even have to be a/b/o, i just want it so bad.

[stinkychad]

this isn't serious i promise

if king charles falls off can i become king cause like.. i'm pretty alpha and suited for that job

[stinkychad]

IT IS NOT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!!!

i am tired of seeing that stupid dancing banana...!!! he can't even eat pb and j.. He's feeding off of grapes..! Another fruit apart of the fruit clan he's in..! That is betrayal!!!

[mossycopper]

Currently thinking about the classification of chads.

Obviously you've got the fake wannabe "Alpha Chads" but those suck, I'm talking about Buzz Lightyear and Pacha from The emperor's new groove.

I'd say kronk but he's too much of a himbo to count

[ventismybitchboy]

I don’t have coping mechanisms, I simply scream louder than the voices in my head