D&D Out of Context
Alpha-Delta’s back at it! (Part 2/?)
GM: “Coil, like a JACKASS, decides to attack the mayoral election.”
Curseword (OOC): “It’s raining Coil, Hallelujah, it’s raining Coil!”
Miss Militia: “Tattletale wants to talk to us.” Delphine: “Tattletale wants to talk to the entire PRT at 5 o’clock in the morning?”
GM: “Miss Militia throws out jargon on why this isn’t an S-class threat, Tattletale throws out more jargon on why it is....”
Tattletale: “This is a class S threat. Treat it as such.” Miss Militia: “Nope. Paperwork says this is class A.”
Miss Militia: “We’ve survived two S-class threats in the past two months. It would be, embarrassing, to die to an A-class.” Delphine: “Granted, it would be pretty much par for the course for our luck lately.”
GM: “Everyone’s glaring at Tattletale because fuck you, Tattletale!”
Ambush (OOC): “This dog is judging you!”
GM: *covers entire whiteboard with torso*
GM: “Weld’s an awesome guy.” Ambush (OOC): “And he’s willing to put up with my dog bullshit.”
GM: “He’s contacting the PRT. Well, you’re pretty sure he is. For all you know, he’s just holding a finger to his ear. He’s not, but he could be.”
Weld: “Holy shit, we’re all gonna die.” Delphine: “Let’s be optimistic.” Weld: “Holy shit, we’re all gonna die quickly.”
GM: “When in doubt, blame the Seamerg. Everything is the Seamerg’s fault, and a little bit Coil’s fault.”
Miss Militia: “Okay. Well. According to Dinah, we’re really screwed.”
Miss Militia: “Odds favor Echidna doesn’t survive today. However, odds also favor a lot of us also don’t survive today.”
Echidna: “I will reign terror upon your city.” Beat: “You’re not the first person to do that!”
Clockblocker: “If I die, tell my teammates, they can’t have my stuff!” Weld: “None of us want your stuff. Also you can’t die until you clean your room, asshole!”
Beat (OOC): “Tattletale would never lie.” GM: “Have you even met Tattletale?”
My entire group: “If it’s bullshit and you know it, clap your hands.” *clap clap*
Ambush (OOC): “Are they okay? Outside of the psychological scarring that comes with living in this city?”
@iultimatenerdqueen feel free to add anything I missed
