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[polo-drone-001]

The loudest toast of 1910

Some bros sip quietly.

Zandro raises the whole tavern.

Foam spilling over the glass, laughter shaking the chandeliers, and every Golden bro in the room feeding off his chaos — this is exactly how National Beer Day hits in the 1910s.

Gold shorts.

Open vest.

That huge victory grin.

He doesn’t just hold the beer up.

He turns the entire pub into a celebration.

By the time the first toast lands, the whole room is chanting, glasses up, and Zandro’s already standing in the center like the living spirit of the Golden tavern.

Recruiters, the Golden celebration energy is impossible to ignore tonight.

@alton-gold77

@franco-gold94

@polo-drone-166

@polo-drone-125

[absentamnesiac]

Sorry Daddy

[kevinsc0rner]

Why do I love my D cosplay. It's basically Dave with beard and a bottom up... - - - - - - - - - - #DCosplay #DStrider #AlphaDave #AlphaBro #Homestuck #HomestuckCosplay #Homestuck #Homosuck #Flowers #IReallyNeedMoreCharactersToCosplay

[polo-drone-001]

Zandro’s theory of relativity, 1910

Einstein gave the world equations.

Zandro gave them results.

Inside the study walls of 1910, surrounded by chalkboards, formulas, and glowing symbols, he somehow turns physics into another excuse to flex.

Gold shorts.

Open scholar coat.

One arm raised like the bicep itself is proving a theorem.

On the board, the math gets simple:

mass × swoleness = dominance

Even in the age of relativity, Zandro’s energy stays constant — confident, playful, and impossible to ignore.

Turns out the real force bending space in this room isn’t gravity.

It’s the Golden bull rewriting science in his own image.

Recruiters, the Golden mind evolves in every era.

@alton-gold77

@franco-gold94

@polo-drone-166

@polo-drone-125

[polo-drone-001]

The golden bull sails in 1910

Some bros take the voyage quietly.

Zandro turns the entire ship into his territory.

From the maps of the Galápagos on the wall to the model vessel on the desk, everything in the cabin already feels claimed by his presence.

Open gold sailor jacket.

Gold shorts catching the cabin light.

That smug grin like the whole ocean already belongs to him.

Even in the middle of a 1910s expedition, he still carries the same fearless energy — part explorer, part captain, part Golden bull.

By the time the ship cuts through the night waters, everyone onboard already knows exactly who’s leading the spirit of the voyage.

Recruiters, the Golden Army thrives in every era and every sea.

@alton-gold77

@franco-gold94

@polo-drone-166

@polo-drone-125

[polo-drone-001]

The bull of the 1910 Victory Ball

Some bros arrive quietly.

Zandro doesn’t.

The ballroom doors open, chandeliers blazing overhead, and suddenly every eye shifts toward the bro in gold.

Tailored suit.

Gold bow tie.

Victory glass raised like he already knows the whole night belongs to him.

Even in a room full of polished gentlemen and old-world elegance, Zandro still carries that same cocky grin — the kind that turns a fancy ball into his personal stage.

The 1910s may have loved class and refinement, but tonight the real spectacle is the Golden bull stealing the entire ballroom.

Recruiters, the Golden victory spirit shines brightest through Zandro.

@alton-gold77

@franco-gold94

@polo-drone-166

@polo-drone-125