They put my boy in a crop top, time to binge all the chapters I’d been ignoring XD
See, my first impulse is “I’m sorry this horrible future has come to pass for you,” since this is a fate I am all too familiar with, but you seem to be into it so godspeed.
At what point do Hrid and Hector (probably instigated by Hector lol) get into a fight over Eliwood? Also I love your work, it’s so cute and neat 😁
their ‘arguments’ just consist of hector warning hrid not to do anything malicious while hrid just tries to reassure hector that he’s not trying to do anything bad
Not even gonna narrow it down, huh? Just the whole series. I'll do my best. I am into women exclusively, so all of these answers will be female characters.
💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think?
Pokemon
There are actually a staggering number I can throw in here. But I'm gonna narrow this down to two: one expected, one inflammatory since you want chaotic answers.
The expected is Flannery. I honestly do not even understand why people think she's attractive. I hate her aesthetic, her hair looks dumb, she's got the Gen 8 style vacuum sealed organs type slender thing going on, and her personality is bland as hell. Absolutely nothing about her evokes attraction, bottom tier waifu.
The torpedo is Elesa. I'm sorry, she just does absolutely nothing for me. I don't particularly dislike her personality, but by raw looks? I dunno, I just do not get the appeal. Her outfits are an atrocity, I don't like her hair in either iteration, and there's just nothing particularly appealing to me otherwise. There are plenty of tall, slender ladies in Pokemon, and Elesa feels pretty far down the list.
Fire Emblem
There are like 700+ characters and FEH has led me to believe every female character counts as waifu, so this one's a little harder, but I think I've got one.
Selena. The Grado General in Sacred Stones? Really do not think she's all that. Like okay, personality-wise, she's a Camus archetype and I never really respect those to begin with. Her spin being romantic attachment to the emperor does nothing for me. But even just by looks, it's like...this is Sacred Stones. Eirika, Syrene, Marisa, Natasha, Tana. We're not exactly short on pretty girls. Like if you really need an NPC, Joshua's mom is right there.
💜: Which character is way hotter than everyone else seems to think?
Pokemon
"They're not that hot" is easy because fanart will tell me what people think broadly, but I have no idea who's considered low tier attractive in Pokemon. But I think I've got one for you.
Drasna. Like, I'm sorry, have you seen her? How is everyone so riled up about Sada's stupid caveman scientist combo aesthetic, but Drasna's perfectly curated dinosaur bones accessories aren't doing it for you? It is because she's old? Because she's got some minor wrinkles? You all are cowards. Drasna can fucking get it.
Fire Emblem
Is there a Fire Emblem character people don't think is attractive? Like at all? Do you have any idea how hard it is to answer this question when no one is safe? To make it worse, FEH exists, and keeps making waifus out of obscurer characters I would've picked from. Like I want to say Idunn, but we all know now. So there is only one choice left to me.
Ashera, goddess of order. I can't even remember her FEH intro because I get distracted when she says "restraint." When it comes to character attraction, long hair and generally cold affect are two huge selling points, and she's got both in spades with that gorgeous hair and emotionless judge of humanity thing going on. I have no idea how she didn't catch on and still has no alts. Absolute travesty.
But no I do hear you on the standing thing. It’s not my favorite decision either. Sprigatito is my favorite part of the evolution line because of that.
But I dunno, I can’t bring myself to be as mad about Meowscarada as I was about Incineroar. Incineroar feels very much like just a furry wrestler, while Meowscarada still has the vibe of a cat. I fully realize this is because a masquerade cat that uses trick explosives is much more aesthetically up my alley than something sports aligned, but I wound up liking Meowscarada just fine despite not loving the stand up decision. And Floragato has cool fencer vibes.
Fuecoco is very much head empty little dude, and Skeledirge is super cool, but the mid stage is the worst of the set. I don’t care for it. It’s an awkward growing pain. Still, very cool conceptually, singing to the egg to hatch it into a fire bird. I think it’s by far the most creative of them.
The Quaxly line has the most consistency of the evolutionary lines, but that consistency just isn’t that appealing to me. I don’t hate it, or even really dislike it, I just don’t love it. In the contest of first stages it loses to my baby Sprigatito and the little goof Fuecoco. In the contest of final stages it contends with Skeledirge as the coolest one, and Meowscarada who I still like the vibe of. At no point in the line is it ever the best of the three to me.
"alphakuriboh: I find it really depends on the game. Sometimes a little bit more detailed control can be nice, other times the simple controls are a benefit."
I'm specifically bitching about "Here are the system requirements to play this game." Okay that matches what I have. "Game will not boot, your requirements do not match." Your site says they do. "Well they don't." Okay, let me see if I can work around this. *two days later* Okay I think that one worked, now we can finally- "2 hours patch updates." FINE, OKAY, GOT IT. Now can we play the- "You must make an account through this other organization to access our online play." GREAT FINE DOING THAT NOW. "Solve these number puzzles to prove you are human." WHY ARE THERE TEN? WHATEVER DONE. "Error, cannot create account." WHY IN THE FUCK NOT?! Fuck it, sign in through an account, it should register Steam. "We do not." I am going to kill you.
Like at least with a console, I buy the game, I put the game in the console, and it just fucking runs.