1. I’m Scottish/Moroccan (specifically half Berber)2. I grew up jumping/living between two countries before my dad died3. I cook a mean lamb tagine4. I love books. I hate bookshop customers.5. I’ve had some very odd jobs. Oddest was probably working in a curiosity shop for an eccentric millionaire, selling swords and taxidermy to eccentric millionaire customers. I think the oddest thing I’ve ever sold was a set of taxidermy ducklings positioned in erotic poses. (Someone actually called the police on us for that)6. When I was a kid I used to be terrified of the toilet flushing. I was so convinced it was a monster who needed to be appeased, so I started sacrificing my toys to it by flushing them down the loo (I even held mini rituals around the toilet seat).7. I love outdoorsy adventurey things, especially kayaking/canoeing, hillwalking/mountaineering, long distance hiking and horse riding8. I love to travel, it’s true. I love a change of venue, a change of menu, the feeling when you meet with something strange. *slog* I love to travel. *slog* I love a challenge. *slog* I love change!9. I spent the majority of my 3rd year at uni getting drunk/stoned with my professors10. Someone once told me that I was most charming and eloquent. I told them to fuck off.