devotion is ephemeral.

Yo (✿◕‿◕) My name's Hannah, I'm 20 and awkward AF. Beware: multifandom. Crystal Reed is a Goddess in human form. Ask for other social media info.

[hustlerose]

FUCK, MAN! FUCK!!!!

[knifefightscene]

y’all: here’s some alternatives to tumblr in case the site get merked on dec 17th

me:

[lesbianshepard]

making posts about how tumblr is going to die and about how nothing is going to happen 

[forursmiles]

[akria23]

When you’re in the ‘I don’t wanna like her’ stage but she starts putting down obvious hints that she likes you….

[stylestm]

[theintrovertnation]

[karenpage]

You have to do whatever it takes to take care of the people you love.

Frank Castle v.s Matt Murdock on how to protect your lady.

[miniangel]

me

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

[catchymemes]

[ithappensoffstage]

Congratulations to Black Panther for its Golden Globe nomination!

[paper-mario-wiki]

one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.

from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.

its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.

[ruinedchildhood]

Source

[phenomenaaa]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

[everythingiswhatevernow]

Why is this funny

[billyteddys]

so i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned chris pratt my dad sighs and says “I dont know how parents could be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent” and i sat there looking really confused and he just whispered “crisp rat.”

[toastbutteregg]

this is the end

[thegayestofagendas]

Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement