#also hi!!!!!!

[old-that-little-fucking-shit]

( ooc; completely different Amphitrite main :3 @4mph1r1t3 )

𝐒𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞’𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝. 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚

Okay, this is weird...

Now there's two of you I have to look out for.

[dancecalledmemory]

french men

french men!!!!!!!!!

[star-scroll]

You feel like the kind of person who tried purposefully slipping on a banana peel as a kid just to wee what would happen

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a compliment, insult, or simply a statement? 😅

I will confirm that is not something I did, but I wouldn't be surprised if I had

I did once eat a random plant during a game of hide and seek bc I was hungry, if that's any consolation?

[thefoxsden]

#ECOTERRCRIST  liked  for  a  lyrics  starter.

          INCOHERENT ,  INCESSANT  RAMBLINGS  falling  into  conversation  oblivious  in  their  impulse.   An  exhausted  judgment  hoping  to  find  something  —  ANYTHING  —  to  connect  with  the  friend’s  friend  in  front  of  me.   Going  for  the  first  shit  that  comes  to  mind ,  banking  on  pure  luck  to  finally  say  the  right  thing ,  turning  tired  eyes  towards  @ecoterrcrist​ ,    ❝  I  dunno ,  man ,  now ,  i  —  it  kinda  feels  like  I’m  a  fat  house  cat ,  nursin’  my  sore ,  blunt  tongue.   Watchin’  the  warm ,  poison  rats  curl ,  pissin’  on  magazines ,  ya  know.  ❞

[breathingliifc]

VAMPS SAYS - accepting ❤  @goldcnlicn​ said:  ❝I’m going to drag your ass out into the sun!❞ ( for Drew )

     ❛ I think... Don’t you think you’re overreacting just a teeny bit? I mean- I seek no trouble. ❜  Drew replies, stepping backwards slowly. Being the pacifist he is ( and definitely a bad fighter ) he has nothing more to do but convince the guy his actions weren’t out of spite or... chicken out.         ❛ I am sorry. Didn’t mean to pour the whiskey on your shirt. Laundry’s on me. What do you say?  ❜

[strangesmallbard]

🔥swan queen 🔥xena 🔥pizza

swan queen:

idk if this counts but i’ve been seeing a lot of “swan queen is dead :/” posts and tweets and it’s making me really bummed bc it’s not dead! xena ended over a decade ago and there’s still cons!!!! we’re still here, we’ve never needed canon, and we won’t be going away any time soon! 💜

also, j*o sucks

pizza:

pineapple on pizza is great & olives take over the flavor too much!!!!

xena:

even though it’s not technically canon by today’s standard, xena and gabrielle feel like a more nuanced, developed onscreen relationships than a lot of canon f/f couples do :/ that’s gotta change! @ showrunners make an f/f couple the central duo you cowards! also, “send in the clones” felt like it was making fun of xena fans even though (i hope) that wasn’t the intention.

[everlastiingiimmortals]

@jueying replied to your post “Jing Yuan has appeared! What to do?”:

dh coming in with a replacement tea and a little snack to accompany

"...Thank you, Dan Heng. I appreciate it. Though... eating snacks alone is a rather lonely affair; do you have the time to join me, perhaps?" How have you been?