my last will and testament
[9:36:37 AM] [Noiz]: iM DYING lays on the floor
[9:36:40 AM] Evelyn: it doens't end
[9:36:45 AM] Evelyn: pls try not to die
[9:36:46 AM] [Noiz]: IF I DIE YOUNG BURY ME IN BAD DRAGON
[9:36:51 AM] Evelyn: pfffff
[9:37:03 AM] Evelyn: mini ones or full zise?
[9:37:10 AM] [Noiz]: mix and match
[9:37:21 AM] [Noiz]: i need a tentacle in every color, and then whatever else
[9:37:30 AM] Evelyn: ok
[9:37:33 AM] [Noiz]: FORGE MY SARCOPHOGUS OUT OF BAD DRAGON
[9:37:45 AM] Evelyn: and ten thousand years from now when future archiologists unearth your grave
[9:37:48 AM] Evelyn: they will be like
[9:38:15 AM] Evelyn: wow, this specimine loved some weird-ass silicone dick
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[9:39:39 AM] [Noiz]: also i request
[9:39:49 AM] [Noiz]: to be buried in my badass new leather jacket
[9:39:58 AM] [Noiz]: and one of my fandom t-shirts
[9:40:03 AM] Evelyn Carlson: i will fill the pockets with teeny weenies
[9:40:10 AM] [Noiz]: preferably my nightvale inter shirt
[9:40:52 AM] Evelyn: that can happen
[9:42:10 AM] [Noiz]: one of my homestuck shirts is not prefered but acceptable. My Where the Old ones are shirt is preferable as well. Whatever u do dont let them bury me in a dress
[9:42:18 AM] [Noiz]: make it a tuxedo shirt if u must
[9:43:05 AM] [Noiz]: THO if it is a dress the short zebra print with yellow sash is the only acceptable option
[9:43:19 AM] [Noiz]: okay im done
[9:43:34 AM] Evelyn: ok, several layers of shirt it is
[9:43:40 AM] Evelyn: all of the shirts, perhaps
[9:45:02 AM] [Noiz]: line my bad dragon sarcophogus with my fandom shirts. And also my 3ds in case i get bored. And my cell phone. And my not bad dragon dildos too i suppose. Also as a call back to the egyptians we can mummify my cat and put him in there too.
[9:45:45 AM] Evelyn: ohhh, kitty!
[9:45:52 AM] [Noiz]: I will also need you to take my computer and smash it and the hard drive to irrepairable bits. Or pass that duty on to andrea because I think she already knows she has to do that
[9:47:08 AM] Evelyn: i will carry out your wishes
[9:47:19 AM] Evelyn: but really i would rather you just not die
[9:47:48 AM] [Noiz]: omg
[9:47:55 AM] [Noiz]: also thank you dear friend