#captainoftheforest

[daemondarlings-old]

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I M LAUGHING A LOT I WANT SOME

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WHERE CAN I BUY THEM

SUPER ORANGE STUDIOS ON ETSY AND FB they're so quality. rly nice people too i got some free stuff from them like a pin that says 'i killed your senpai' and a sticker that says 'not even remotely kawaii'

can't beat hentai panties tho

[forestlyprince]

I've been Tagged.

I was tagged by imjustwaiting

Rule one: Always post the rules 
Rule two: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write your 10 questions 
Rule 3: Tag 10 people and link them to the post 
 Rule 4: Actually tell the people you tagged that you tagged them.

1. What are somethings hanging on the wall in your bedroom?

Okay, my walls are completely covered in prints, so I'm just going to list a few: Exploding Tardis Poster, 12 Doctors Poster, Iron Man (Comics) Poster, a Hobbit Map, a Game of Thrones Map, an Avengers Assemble Print, a Thor and friends Print, a Trix rabbit Print, two Thor prints, a Humanoid Scar print, a Nightcrawler print, an Apollo print, two Iron Man prints, a Hannibal print, an Egyptian Gods print, an Andrea Gibson print, a piece of art by a girl named Sheldon, four pieces of Art by someone else, a Hiccup print, five photos that I've taken, a Teen Wolf print, a Lion King print, an SNK print, a 00Q print, Tardis string lights, and a framed collage from my softball coach. Yeahh.

2. What was the last book you read?

Something in the Mythos Academy series, because I love stupid young adult books, even though I should be reading my college assignments.

3. How many times have you listened to your favorite song?

Currently, 447 times on iTunes, but that doesn't take into account the times on youtube or my iPod, so.

4. Where would you like to visit if you could teleport (2-way trip) for one day?

Either Japan, because my last trip was amazing, or San Diego Comic Con.

5. Favorite Show?

It's a tie between Teen Wolf and Shameless.

6. If you used pottermore, what Hogwart’s house do you belong to?

Pottermore confirmed what I had been saying sine I was eight, and that was that I am, and have always been, a Slytherin. Seriously, I taken too many sorting quizzes to count and I've always been a Slytherin.

7. What was your favorite 2013 movie?

Thor 2: The Dark World and Iron Man 3 were good. Also, Now You See Me, Star Trek Into Darkness, Monster's U, and Pacific Rim,

8. What are your plans for the new year?

Finish my next two novels, get internships, and be happy.

9. Favorite Color?

Green and Turquoise.

10. What makes you laugh?

Random things and my friend's stupid faces. Also, when people say terrified or terrific and then I'm like "One could even say "Tara-fied."

So. Your questions are:

1. What is your favorite type of pizza? If you don't like pizza, answer "None pizza, left beef."

2.  If you had to watch one movie for the entirety of the upcoming year, what would it be?

3. Favorite names?

4. What is the weirdest house decor you've ever seen?

5. What is the best way to eat chocolate?

6. What's your favorite article of clothing?

7.  What's your favorite swear word? Made-up and real?

8. Do you have any nick-names?

9.  How old do you want to live to be?

10. Do you like flowers?

BONUS QUESTION:

11. Would you ever shit on someone's floor if you were mad at them?

[lupusdraconis]

Il-Ter, that's not very nice. You should know better. One more OC Ball submission. captainoftheforest's Finn wanted to arm-wrestle with his bionic arm. Couldn't resist. :) Thank you for being so patient with me, captain. Sorry this took so long!

[daemondarlings-old]

ampere + fighting

ampere doesn’t really like 2 get her hands dirty. she wears gloves when she fights. ew don’t get blood on my nails i just got a manicure

BUT she does know what she’s doing and she’s really limber and since her arm is basically a high power taser she can really fuck you up. she avoids fighting if she can though bc she thinks it’s dirty business and more or less beneath her, she just wants people out of her way u feel me. she’d sooner pistolwhip someone than shoot them. she’s more likely to rewire the electricity in your house to cut you off from the outside world so she can take your stuff than incapacitate you. 

fun fact tho she likes to watch fights. boxing and stuff. she secretly thinks it’s kind of hot

[s0mehorror]

my last will and testament

[9:36:37 AM] [Noiz]: iM DYING lays on the floor

[9:36:40 AM] Evelyn: it doens't end

[9:36:45 AM] Evelyn: pls try not to die

[9:36:46 AM] [Noiz]: IF I DIE YOUNG BURY ME IN BAD DRAGON

[9:36:51 AM] Evelyn: pfffff

[9:37:03 AM] Evelyn: mini ones or full zise?

[9:37:10 AM] [Noiz]: mix and match

[9:37:21 AM] [Noiz]: i need a tentacle in every color, and then whatever else

[9:37:30 AM] Evelyn: ok

[9:37:33 AM] [Noiz]: FORGE MY SARCOPHOGUS OUT OF BAD DRAGON

[9:37:45 AM] Evelyn: and ten thousand years from now when future archiologists unearth your grave

[9:37:48 AM] Evelyn: they will be like

[9:38:15 AM] Evelyn: wow, this specimine loved some weird-ass silicone dick

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[9:39:39 AM] [Noiz]: also i request

[9:39:49 AM] [Noiz]: to be buried in my badass new leather jacket

[9:39:58 AM] [Noiz]: and one of my fandom t-shirts

[9:40:03 AM] Evelyn Carlson: i will fill the pockets with teeny weenies

[9:40:10 AM] [Noiz]: preferably my nightvale inter shirt

[9:40:52 AM] Evelyn: that can happen

[9:42:10 AM] [Noiz]: one of my homestuck shirts is not prefered but acceptable. My Where the Old ones are shirt is preferable as well. Whatever u do dont let them bury me in a dress

[9:42:18 AM] [Noiz]: make it a tuxedo shirt if u must

[9:43:05 AM] [Noiz]: THO if it is a dress the short zebra print with yellow sash is the only acceptable option

[9:43:19 AM] [Noiz]: okay im done

[9:43:34 AM] Evelyn: ok, several layers of shirt it is

[9:43:40 AM] Evelyn: all of the shirts, perhaps

[9:45:02 AM] [Noiz]: line my bad dragon sarcophogus with my fandom shirts. And also my 3ds in case i get bored. And my cell phone. And my not bad dragon dildos too i suppose. Also as a call back to the egyptians we can mummify my cat and put him in there too.

[9:45:45 AM] Evelyn: ohhh, kitty!

[9:45:52 AM] [Noiz]: I will also need you to take my computer and smash it and the hard drive to irrepairable bits. Or pass that duty on to andrea because I think she already knows she has to do that

[9:47:08 AM] Evelyn: i will carry out your wishes

[9:47:19 AM] Evelyn: but really i would rather you just not die

[9:47:48 AM] [Noiz]: omg

[9:47:55 AM] [Noiz]: also thank you dear friend