#also yeah this

[lamiasluck]

Nooo!!! Don't make me hate you!! So, we know, Wilford, Dr. Iplier, Dark and Eric's familiars. Do you already have familiars for the others?? -🦉

o o f alright I’m just gonna talk about the same egos as before. Here’s where I’m a bit foggy with ideas so these might change faghkh

Host - a dragon! A tiny dragon

Author - also a tiny dragon!

Bim - weasel

King - a squirrel but like,,, it’s special. Idk how yet but it is

Randal - I once wrote Randal with a big pigeon named Herb. That big lad

Illinois - That bird you showed me most likely. A Resplendent Quetzal

Derek - idk yet actually....

Actor - Honestly it’s an enigma. That’ll make sense in context but it’s basically not an animal but this black, shadowy mass that follows him? Actor has this whole thing about him it’s complicated

Also bonuses cause this au was originally not gonna be with the egos!

Mark - Chica, but she can grow into a giant! Like the size of a tree

Amy - Henry, but he has a third eye and alien antennae. He can also speak telepathically but it’s this silly tone like “Henlo si-ster. Am good boye, found thing.” He’s actually super smart tho

[patrice-bergerons]

Dear anxiety,

This oh no you can't breathe! you are sweating! and the world is going to collapse around you at any moment! bs is getting old. If you could maybe not do that around 11am every work day going forward that would be grand.

Sincerely,

Alex

[acruxlegacy]

He doesn't even 'betray' you. He leaves. What do people think, he joined up and now he belongs to you forever no matter what you do? 'How dare he have limits to what he'll be an accomplice to and leaves! He's gotta die!' People don't want well-written characters with depth, they want puppets that will nod and agree to whatever they choose, then complain about having no consequences to their decisions.

^