#alternate michael

[adammilligan]

i miss christian keyes as au!michael. truly my favorite insane genocidal tyrant nobody played au!michael like he did

[hetaczechia]

Jack: Can I say a bad word?

Jack: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?

Mary: Yeah.

Jack, to Alternate Michael: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

[hetaczechia]

Alternate Michael: Time to say sayonara!

Jack: But i don't speak Italian!

[hetaczechia]

Alternate Michael: oh, I see. You think you’re cute.

Jack: Actually, I think I’m just so-so, but I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute.

[hetaczechia]

Alternate Michael: Speak to me.

Jack: Nothing to say! I've got a gesture for you, but my hands are tied.

[hetaczechia]

Alternate Michael: You can’t win a fight with an archangel!

(Jack roundhouses Alternate Michael as hard as he can. It works)

[hetaczechia]

Alternate Michael: Oh please. You wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Jack: You’re right. Because a fly is an innocent creature who never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.

[adammilligan]

did raphael ever actually voice his sentiment that god was dead to michael. i doubt it. that's the type of shit that would've gotten michael Angry with a capital A. but. in apocalypse world. when au!michael killed au!lucifer. and was having a whole category five moment over the fact that god hadn't shown up. did au!raphael step forward? did he tell michael what he thought. did he tell him god was dead. and did au!michael. who was already trying so desperately to cling to the remains of his faith. kill him. did he try to lay the blame on au!raphael. did he try to make it seem like the reason god hadn't come back was because of the unfaithful. and when he killed him. and not one but two of his brothers lay battered and broken at his feet. is that when he lost it. for good