*alternative lines for episode 1*
Charlie: Wait, what!? Alastor, this is seriously the best you could do? That was super weird!
Vaggie: Well, you said you wanted a realistic commercial for the hotel because the others were, and I quote, "Fake bullshit that aims to make their crappy hotels look elevated, when in fact, it's nothing more than shitty shit dumb bullshit that I hate. Fuck, I hate it so fucking much; god fucking dammit."
Charlie: And while I stand by that entire statement, I still feel like our very first promo should be funny and awesome. Don't you agree?
















