#altimate fail

[the-mechanical-ghoul]

The Present

Today was my Girlfriends present so i gave her a card and in it i said that i love her like Golem loves the one ring, i then gave her the one ring.

Now me and all my friends are total nerds and they where all like, "awwww, it's so sweet, he's calling her precious." and my girlfriend didn't get it and was just like WTF is going on.

I'm dating a normal person!!!!