#girlfriend fail

[sickman13]

Girlfriend Fail #143

[veni-vidiamavi]

So... way back when Dillon and I were dating he sent me a photo of him in uniform. He was definitely out of regulation, but I knew nothing of the sort at the time and posted that photo to Tumblr. Now all the guys on base make fun of him because someone happened to image search 'load master meme' and guess what came up... Today he went to work and in the load lounge was that same photo, printed, with the words "straight outta tech school". I feel horrible. He must be so embarrassed.

[freakyfollicles]

We haven’t been together long but thinking of all the times I miss my mouth while eating and find a way to spill my drink down my front I wonder how my boyfriend finds me attractive. Like a week ago I tried to scare him and sprained my ankle needing to be in crutches for a couple of days. Not to mention how when we cuddle I always accidentally poke him in the eye or elbow him. I’m really just a hazardous hot mess.

[that-ichthyophobic-dude]

So yesterday my girlfriend broke my chair so she thought of re gluing back together. Instead she glued herself to the chair!!

[the-mechanical-ghoul]

The Present

Today was my Girlfriends present so i gave her a card and in it i said that i love her like Golem loves the one ring, i then gave her the one ring.

Now me and all my friends are total nerds and they where all like, "awwww, it's so sweet, he's calling her precious." and my girlfriend didn't get it and was just like WTF is going on.

I'm dating a normal person!!!!

[k-luuh]

Courtney is so grumpy and idk how to cheer her up :(

[kiwidreamin]

I'm sorry.