#altria lancer alter

[shruggingcutely]

Altria Lancer Alter: Mordred calls me daddy too

Mordred: DAD NO

[kevinmythology]

"Who are you?" "We're you, but edgier"

[shruggingcutely]

Mordred: You! Why are you here!! Do you hate me so much you came all the way here to kill me!!

Altria Lancer Alter: No, I think you turned out pretty good, actually

Mordred:

Mordred: *just sobbing*

Altria Lancer Alter: Child, no, why

[shruggingcutely]

Nightingale: You're injured! Sit down and let me treat you at once

Altria Lancer Alter: You're exaggerating, Florence, it's just scratches

Nightingale: Even a scratch can get infected! Hold still, I would hate to perform an amputation

Altria: Oh, you'd hate it? I must be very dear to you

Nightingale: Yes, that was not supposed to be a secret. Now rest or I'll make you rest forever

Altria: I'll heed your advice if you keep me company, Florence

Nightingale: As long as nobody else gets hurt

Altria: If they do I'll kill them so you won't have to bother

Nightingale: *pulls gun*

Nightingale: Don't touch my patients

Altria: What if I touch you instead

Nightingale: That would be fine

Mordred: *fuzzy family feelings*