#altsmultimuse

[bonezone]

ooc. Hey everyone, just a heads up that I've lost access to @altsmultimuse, @rovgefonce, and @jonvosh. They were under old emails and I haven't been on Tumblr in a hot minute. I submitted requests so we'll see if I get them back.

In the meantime, you can still contact me here or on discord at .altar.

[sins-of-the-sea]

✍️ Dionysos, maybe, if you want 😳

SEND ✍️ AND I’LL DRAW YOUR MUSE!

//Aaaayyyyy, long time no see! I hope I did your take on everyone's favorite God of Wine justice!

[rotfck]

A and Q for Aleks... for science

A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?) 

aleks is hypersexual, his sex drive is pretty consistently on the very high side of the scale, so he tends to masturbate quite frequently; usually at least once a day (most of the time more than once). he has quite a large collection of toys ranging from simple vibrators to dildos, anal toys, etc. his absolute favorite type of toy to use during solo play is double penetration dildos/vibrators.

he doesn't tend to watch porn just because he enjoys his own imagination better, as he has quite the active one, especially when it comes to imagining erotic scenarios.

Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?)

his volume heavily depends on the partner that he's with. he's not really much of a screamer, but he does become pretty vocal whenever he's close to orgasm. really, he tends to become more chatty over gaining volume, tends to begin to repeat phrases like "it feels good/so good" and "don't stop"; when it’s really good, he’ll usually speak (generally the same things) in russian.

as for his partners volume, he doesn't have a heavy preference either way, but he does enjoy it when they tend to be on the louder side. though, soft spoken and shy partners are just as attractive to him during sex.

[incubabe]

@altsmultimuse​

   “Ah, Jesus.” Her car crawled up the gravel as usual, a rickety beat in exception to the gentle soiltude of the forest. Broadly, Riley hadn’t minded her Serpili neighbors. They left her alone, besides Nesi, and she did the same. A brief Googling suggested that they were, indeed, not a known community to the broader world, and after contemplation (and a distraction in the Google results regarding a Pennsylvanian who blamed ‘a reptilian cult’ for a shooting which ultimately ended up being standard mental illness, not Serpili influence), the hellspawn opted to not be the dickhead to open them up to broad scrutiny. 

   But the reason for the Lord’s invocation was due to Nesi’s profile leaning against her shack. Objectively, this wasn’t a bad thing, but Nesi did not feel like the sort of woman to wait. Cutting the engine and grabbing her backpack from the passenger seat, Riley stepped out, heading around to pop open the truck rather than greet her. “You know I keep a key under that pot. Coulda waited for me inside.”

[sstaysoft]

@altsmultimuse said: ❰❰ MEDIC ❱❱ [ sender bandages receiver’s wounds ] from house for chase! / from here.

Chase squirms on his position on the hospital bed as House presses bandages against the cuts. They’re light, nothing serious---an argument with a patient gone wrong. It’s kind of Chase’s fault, really, he should’ve realized the scalpel was in range for the patient to grab it and attack him with it.

He has no idea why House is bandaging him, though, when there’s plenty of nurses to do that job.

“House,” he says airily. “You don’t have to—I mean, it’s not your fault. Just let a nurse take care of it.”

[starlightspun-archive]

@altsmultimuse​ || Shadow puppets!

Elias watched, amused as the little girl patted around for his shadow. He called back the shadow dog and had it drop the ball into the hand of the girl’s shadow.

“You can try it for yourself,” he said, “Pretend you’re throwing something, and your shadow will throw the ball.”

[chainsxwsmile]

@altsmultimuse​ continued from X

When one sees a beast roughly ten times their size hurtling toward them, one's best option is to get out of the way. Alas, this particular bard has no such luck. He is quicker with his fingers and words than his feet. The monster — for that's what it is, right? — crashes into him with a rough thud. Thusly Jaskier begins to fear for his life. Surely the next step is to be maimed or eaten. Is it one of those golems? Or a troll? He has only heard of them from Geralt's retelling.

    "Fuck. O-hooh, fuck." As he articulates his panic, he scrambles to stand and grab his lute. Which was snapped at the neck during the collision.

In Bruce’s defense, he had mistaken the lute for the hilt of a weapon; while travelers tended to avoid the troll’s path and keep him at a distance— for better or worse— there was always some human looking to make a pretty penny with parts of him. And while other trolls tended to readily fight and protect the bridges under which they dwelled, Bruce had no such luxury and no territory. Which, if one was as massive as a troll tended to be, meant being out in the open many a times… and thereby quite vulnerable.

So it wasn’t quite an overreaction on the troll’s part to immediately jump to the offensive before the stranger made the first blow.

Bruce’s clawed hands swept underneath the human’s legs and down the stranger tumbled, accompanied by a fibrous snap! of the ‘weapon’. As the stranger attempted to rise again, the troll’s hand pounced onto the human. There was restraint in Bruce’s movements, though; most of the time, he could manage to scare off would-be adversaries without so much as leaving them a few bruises— and maybe a bruised ego.

“I wouldn’t move if I were you, li’l morsel,” Bruce’s voice rumbled, his hand still pinning the stranger against the ground.

[magioffire]

to Mothman, Vali would smell like honeysuckle and moist dirt after rain 🥺

in reference to this post

Vali seems to consistently smell like dirt, which makes sense, fae are beings connected to nature -- and he does spend a lot of time in his garden, and digging around, upturning rocks, climbing trees for bugs and plants in the Sidhe.

"So, it smells like I've been rooting around in the garden? That's exactly the kind of vibe I want to give off."