#alturo asks

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* Glates/Alturo, rooster man/Laveri

Send ‘*’ to kiss my muse full on the lips.

Alturo.exe has stopped working. Dignified answer was not found.

It was a pretty typical night at one of Haidra’s places. Kurook was around, not having been busy with some kind of job to take care of, and Laveri didn’t have any appointments to see though either so they’d both found their ways to the bar individually. Of course, when they both discovered the presence of one another, they ended up doing pretty much what was expecting of them when they were in the same room - bickering. 

Laveri couldn’t help himself at this point, really. The so-called roosterman was just too easy to pick on. Just look at him! He was about to open his mouth and say something back to the blueblood when it happened. Floating as he was just a few inches off the floor, Laveri rather suddenly found himself dragged forward by the shirt and he immediately started expecting a fight from the other, but instead he found himself being aggressively smooched right then and there. 

Blinking a few times, he smirked after a moment, biting Kurook’s lower lip before he drew back with a grin. “Even when you’re trying to argue with me, you can’t resist me. Now that’s pathetic.”

@fantrollmadhouse

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📸 xaymni at anyone

Send 📸 for my muse’s reaction of yours sending them dirty pictures by mistake

Setting down a pair of scissors and picking up the phone that sat on his worktable nearby, Alturo lifted it to inspect when it buzzed quietly. Seeing a tag he didn’t quite recognize and assuming it may be fore work, the jadeblood opened the chat before he realized that there was a picture attached. 

Once that was opened, he only raised an eyebrow, kind of… studying it a little. It didn’t bother him, but hopefully the other person wouldn’t mind the fact that they’d clearly sent it to the wrong troll.

Setting everything aside for a moment, he typed a quick response.

[VS]: Sorry to Say, but you’ve Sent th1S to the wrong troll, 1 bel1eve. [VS]: Though 1 do have to wonder how you actually took th1S p1cture because 1t clearly waSn’t taken by you.

@strab-ontrolls

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Alturo I heard you forgot to sew a seam for a custom order...

1 take greater care w1th my comm1SS1onS than that, 1 aSSure you. And, were 1t to be the caSe, the cuStomer could alwayS po1nt out the m1Stake to me and 1 would f1x 1t poSthaSte.

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Undyne: Alturo, Annoying Dog: plune, Muffet: firago, Mettaton: plesmo

Undyne: Which monster would you want to be friends with the most? 

1’m torn between Tor1el and Undyne. Tor1el SeemS l1ke Such a Sweetheart though So probably her.

Annoying Dog: Favourite music track?

Ghost Fight is surprisingly good. That’s the one where you fight the dummy. Or Metal Crusher. Spider Dance and Death by Glamour are really good too… 

Muffet: Hardest/most fun heart color to fight in?

( |PURPLE OR GREEN.|)

Mettaton: What did you write for Mettaton’s essay?

WHIRR _ Metal limbs.

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❖ firago: how do you like talking with haidra. Altruo: do you feel weird making pajamas. Demitr: Any reason you are coming hive more?

Firago:( |CONVERSATIONS WITH HAIDRA ARE ONE-SIDED BUT AMUSING. IN ADDITION, I CAN GAIN INFORMATION FROM THEM. REGARDLESS OF WHETHER SHE THINKS SHE IS GIVING THE INFORMATION TO ME OR NOT.| )

Alturo:YeS. YeS 1 do.

Demitr:Beyond simple amusement? I’m not entirely sure, myself. Habit, maybe.

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KissKiss Shock Treatment, KissKiss Decima/Alturo, KissKiss Demitr/Lillae, KissKiss Jihane/Garret, KissKiss Demitr/Ailies, KissKiss Secuse/Zoraia

Shock Treatment: Kiss over the wrist: I think you are beautiful/I find you attractiveBite: Dislike/Hate/Resentment/EnmityKiss on the stomach: Sexual attraction/DesireKiss over the back of the hand: Respect/Admiration/Reverence

Decima/Alturo:Kiss over the wrist: I think you are beautiful/I find you attractiveKiss on the cheek: Platonic love/Friendship/AttractionKiss on the knuckles: ProtectivenessKiss on the fingertips: I care about you

Demitr/Lillae:Kiss over the back of the hand: Respect/Admiration/Reverence

Jihane/Garret:Kiss on the eyelids: You make me sad/UpsetKiss on the palm of the hand: I am yours/I know you have meKiss on the feet: Fealty/Loyalty/Servitude/Submission

Demitr/Ailies: (mostly through Klevac)Kiss on the forehead: Parental/Familial loveKiss over the heart: I am connected to youKiss on the knuckles: Protectiveness

Secuse/Zoraia: Kiss on the eyelids: You make me sad/UpsetKiss over the heart: I am connected to youKiss on the fingertips: I care about youBite: Dislike/Hate/Resentment/Enmity

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☎ Alturo (if you're still doing things)

☎ : List three or more people they would call out for during an emergency.

“Decima, most likely. She’s probably my closest friend and she’s also medically trained. After that… Possibly Hybris. He seems fairly reliable and I would say he’s a pretty good friend as well. And, if it came down to it, Emerel.”

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Alturo: 1,9,18 Firago 4,12,42 Ralees, 50,44,8

Alturo

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

“Kitchen counter!”

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

“Mmm… Be a little rough, perhaps. I enjoy biting.”

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

“Er… Yes, sometimes.”

Firago

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

( |The look my matesprit gives me sometimes.| )

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

( |One is enough. I can give Trixie multiple.| )

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

( |Bone.| )

Ralees

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

“Rope is pretty good. You can tie up pretty much whatever you want. With handcuffs, you can still move around and if you want em to be practically immobilized, rope of the best bet you’ve got.”

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

“Uh… I probably would? Just to try it.”

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

“Nah.”