#always cherish

[i-love-you-from-a-distance]

[monokomagica]

You and the stranger both like homestuck.

Stranger: listen

You: ?

Stranger: I have a question for you.

You: ok

Stranger: did

Stranger: you know

Stranger: drink your

Stranger: ahem

Stranger: ahem ahem ahem

Stranger: ahem

You: is there a point to this

Stranger: no

Stranger: not really

You: okay then

Stranger: I was just asking if you drank your OJ today

Stranger: For a nice

Stranger: firm

Stranger: butt

You: r u from tumblr

Stranger: probably

You: thought so

Stranger: why think

Stranger: when you can answer the question

You: why answer

Stranger: 1-800-OJ

You: when you can question the think

Stranger: i have never thought of that before

Stranger: i'm now seeing life in a new perspective

You: awesome i've changed a mind

Stranger: did you really

You: i'm practically fucking jesus wow

Stranger: or did the mind change you

Stranger: huh jesus

You: you know what planet is incredibly entirely relevant to everything

Stranger: pluto

You: uranus

Stranger: you know the first person who landed on uranus

Stranger: me

Stranger: i did

You: oh snap

Stranger: i went there

You: but you know

You: there isn't any heir on uranus

You: can you breath before you run out of time?

You: i don't think your maid of time

You: out in space

You: witch is huge

You: and in eternal knight

You: except for some light

Stranger: well aren't you jesus

You: don't worry, there's still hope

You: for those brave of heart

Stranger: am i a brave heart

You: are you

Stranger: am i

Stranger: i just dont know

You: is this legitimately funny or ironically funny

You: or ironically legitimately funny on an ironic level of irony in which it isn't actually funny but it is ironically

Stranger: it's

Stranger: pffttt

Stranger: pffffffffftttttttt

Stranger: "/fe/"

Stranger: omfg

Stranger: hahahahaah

Stranger: i honestly don't know what i'm laughing about

Stranger: jesus help me

You: ok

You: wait no i'm not jesus

Stranger: so you lied to me

Stranger: we talked for a whole 5 minutes

Stranger: and this

Stranger: is how you treat me

You: i never stated to be telling the truth

Stranger: you're crushing my dreams

You: your dreams were already crushed

You: you are dead stranger

You: everything you know is a lie

You: this is all a memory

Stranger: no stop i know i'm still out there

Stranger: ...

Stranger: ........

Stranger: right

You: nah you're dead

You: dead dead

You: dead x3

Stranger: no i'm not. dogs and true homies don't die.

You: u sure

Stranger: positive

You: right so okay, you obviously don't remember how you died

You: so like, first you died

You: and you were literally five feet away from your quest bed

You: and then both prospit and derse were exploded

You: so your dream self is dead too

You: and then remember when reality shattered and that huge green billiard eyed dude came down fromt he sky

You: yeah you died again

You: that whole area was wiped out

You: gone

You: died a horrible painful death

Stranger: omfg

Stranger: no

Stranger: non on ono non o

You: and now you're dead x3 and have to be dead and relearn your death and whatnot probably over and over yeah

You: not sure on the mechanics of the x3 dead yet

Stranger: oh

Stranger: o h

You: and to top it all off

You: sweet bro and hella jeff, became a gameshow

You: hosted by geromy

Stranger: whoa

Stranger: whaohwoahowa

Stranger: wh oa

You: so yeah you're dead

You: have fun being dead

You: x3

Stranger: how do you know this

Stranger: who are you

You: andrew

You: hussie

Stranger: LOUD GASP AND SCREAMS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.